“Wife Rejects Husband’s Sex Initiations, Internet in Frenzy – How to Do It?”
So, it seems like we have a real Casanova on our hands here, folks! A man in his early 40s, with kids and a sexless marriage for over eight years. I mean, who wouldn’t want to jump his bones, right? But fear not, dear readers, because he’s seeking advice from none other than the sexperts at Slate’s How to Do It column.
Now, this poor guy is just beside himself because his wife doesn’t like the way he initiates sex. I can only imagine the scene: “Hey honey, how about a little hanky panky tonight?” And then she responds with a resounding “Nope, not in a million years.” Ouch.
But don’t worry, our hero here has proposed some solutions to spice things up in the bedroom. Unfortunately, his wife shot them down faster than you can say “50 Shades of Grey.” Looks like he’ll have to put away the whipped cream and handcuffs for now.
The internet, of course, had a field day with this one. People coming out of the woodwork to offer their two cents on how this poor guy can salvage his sex life. Some suggested therapy, others recommended a good old heart-to-heart. But let’s be real here, folks. If you have to seek advice on how to initiate sex with your own spouse, maybe it’s time to rethink your entire relationship. Just a thought.
In all seriousness, though, communication is key in any relationship, especially when it comes to matters of the bedroom. It’s important to listen to your partner’s needs and desires, and find a compromise that works for both of you. And if all else fails, there’s always couples therapy. Or, you know, just break out the wine and see what happens.
So, in conclusion, let’s raise a glass to our man in distress here. May he find the courage to have that awkward conversation with his wife and hopefully reignite the spark in their marriage. And if not, well, there’s always Tinder. Cheers!
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Source: Slate
URL: https://slate.com/human-interest/2024/04/initiating-sex-unwelcome-wife-marriage-advice.html