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In a world where food is no longer just food, but a complex science experiment, it’s no wonder our bodies are confused. Enter ultraprocessed foods, the latest creation of the food industry that promises convenience and flavor, while simultaneously destroying our health.
According to experts, these foods are made by predigesting whole foods, a process that not only destroys nutrients but also bypasses our body’s sense of fullness. Because who needs to feel satisfied after a meal when you can just keep mindlessly munching on empty calories?
But fear not, dear readers, for CNN has come to the rescue with their Eat But Better Mediterranean Style guide. Because nothing screams healthy eating like a Mediterranean diet that has been expertly backed. Who needs a doctor’s opinion when you can have an “expert” tell you what to eat?
In this eight-part guide, CNN promises to show you a delicious eating lifestyle that will boost your health for life. Because we all know that health is easily attainable by following a step-by-step guide. Who needs years of education and research when you can just read an article?
So, if you’re ready to say goodbye to nutrients and hello to predigested, ultraprocessed foods, sign up for CNN’s guide. Because who needs common sense when you can have convenience? Bon appétit!