UN Pink Slips Employees Accused of Joining October 7 “Let’s Blow Stuff Up” Party with Hamas
UN Pink Slips Employees Accused of Joining October 7 “Let’s Blow Stuff Up” Party with Hamas
In a shocking turn of events, the United Nations has decided to give a good ol’ pink slip to some of its employees who allegedly thought it would be a swell idea to join the “Let’s Blow Stuff Up” party with Hamas. I mean, who doesn’t love a good party, right?
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “What on earth is wrong with these people?” Well, apparently, they forgot that they work for an organization that is all about peace, love, and rainbows. But hey, let’s not judge them too harshly. Maybe they just wanted to spice things up a bit, add a little excitement to their lives. Because nothing says “fun” like associating with a group known for its fireworks displays.
To be fair, the UN did take this matter seriously. They didn’t just throw a bunch of glitter at it and hope for the best. No, no, they actually conducted an investigation. They combed through all the evidence, interviewed witnesses, and probably even hired a psychic to read the minds of these partygoers. Talk about dedication!
So, here we are, bidding farewell to those employees who decided to embrace their inner pyromaniac. It’s a sad day indeed. But fear not, dear readers, for the UN will surely find replacements who know how to party responsibly. Until then, let’s just hope they don’t accidentally stumble upon any “Let’s Blow Stuff Up” party invitations in their mailboxes. That could get awkward.