“Trump’s Legal Team: Hopeful for Trial Delay, Judge Says ‘April Fools'”
So, it looks like former President Donald Trump is finally going to have his day in court, and boy, is it going to be a doozy. The judge has set a trial date of April 15, much to the chagrin of Trump’s legal team who were hoping to delay the inevitable for as long as possible. But hey, justice waits for no one, not even a former reality TV star turned president turned defendant.
The case in question revolves around hush money payments made to two women who allegedly had affairs with Trump. Because nothing screams “presidential” like paying off mistresses to keep quiet, am I right?
Trump, of course, denies any wrongdoing, as he always does. I mean, who among us hasn’t funneled hush money through a shady lawyer to cover up our extramarital affairs, am I right?
But fear not, Trump’s legal team is ready to defend him with all the gusto of a rabid Chihuahua. They claim the payments were totally legit and had nothing to do with swaying the 2016 election. Sure, Jan.
And let’s not forget about all the other legal challenges Trump is facing, including his alleged role in inciting the January 6th Capitol riot. But hey, who has time to worry about insurrection when there are mistresses to pay off?
With the trial date set, both sides will now have to dust off their law books and prepare for what is sure to be a circus of epic proportions. Get your popcorn ready, folks, because this is going to be better than any reality TV show Trump has ever been a part of.
In the end, Trump’s future could very well hinge on the outcome of this trial. Will he emerge victorious and continue his reign as the king of Twitter rants? Or will justice finally catch up to him and put an end to his reign of chaos?
Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – this trial is going to be one for the history books. So buckle up, America, because the Trump show is far from over. And who knows, maybe we’ll even get a sequel.
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Source: The Washington Post
URL: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/03/25/trump-hush-money-trial-date/