“Texas Given Deadline to Cease Impersonating a Border Wall and Return to Reality Show Auditions”
In a stunning turn of events, the state of Texas has been served with a deadline to stop their shenanigans of impersonating a border wall and get back to auditioning for reality shows like the rest of us sane individuals. It seems that Texas has taken the phrase “everything is bigger in Texas” a bit too literally, thinking they could just slap together some fences and call it a day.
The deadline, set by the Department of Homeland Security, comes as a shock to Texans who were under the impression that they were starring in their own twisted version of “Extreme Home Makeover: Border Edition.” But alas, the curtain has been pulled back, and it turns out the rest of the country isn’t interested in their DIY construction projects.
In a statement, the DHS expressed their concerns about Texas’s lackluster attempt at border security, stating that “while we appreciate their enthusiasm, we would prefer if they focused their energy on more productive endeavors, like learning how to properly season barbecue or perfecting their cowboy boot collection.”
It’s unclear how Texas will respond to this deadline, but one thing is for sure: their dreams of becoming the next big reality TV stars have been dashed. Perhaps they can find solace in knowing that they’ve provided us with some much-needed entertainment during these trying times.
So, farewell to you, Texas border wall impersonators. May you find another outlet for your creative energies and leave the border security to the professionals. And to the rest of us, let’s hope this serves as a reminder that reality TV auditions should be left to the Kardashians and the Honey Boo Boos of the world.