Snowmageddon Saturday: Brace for Chaos, Slippery Roads, and Snowpocalypse in Northern New Hampshire
So, Mother Nature is feeling a bit feisty this weekend, huh? It looks like she’s ready to unleash her winter fury on us poor unsuspecting souls. Get ready to break out the snow shovels and ice scrapers, because we’re in for a wild ride.
According to our trusty weather experts, a foot of snow is possible in northern New Hampshire. That’s right, folks, a whole foot! So, if you live up there, you might want to start building that igloo now. As for the southern spots, well, you can expect mostly rain. Sorry, southerners, looks like you’ll have to deal with soggy shoes instead of snow boots this time around.
The National Weather Service is all up in arms about this storm, issuing winter weather advisories left and right. They’re warning us about heavy snow and potentially dangerous road conditions. Thanks for the heads up, guys. We’ll be sure to pack our emergency kits and maybe a few extra snacks for the road.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will we be blessed with snow, but also gusty winds. How lovely. Nothing like a bit of blowing and drifting snow to really spice up your Saturday, am I right? Just what we all needed, a little extra challenge to navigate through the winter wonderland.
Now, the officials are telling us to stay off the roads if possible. Yeah, good luck with that. We all know that as soon as we see that first snowflake, everyone and their grandma will be out there trying to conquer the snowy streets. It’s like a rite of passage or something. Just remember, folks, four-wheel drive doesn’t make you invincible.
And let’s not forget about the power outages. Ah, the joys of winter storms. Nothing like sitting in the dark, huddled under blankets, waiting for the power to come back on. It’s like a fun little game of survival, right in the comfort of your own home.
So, buckle up, my friends. It looks like we’re in for a wild ride this weekend. Stay safe, stay warm, and maybe invest in a good pair of snow boots. Who knows, you might need them sooner than you think. And remember, when life gives you snow, make snowmen. Or snow angels. Or just stay inside and binge-watch your favorite TV show. Whatever floats your boat.
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Source: WMUR Manchester
URL: https://www.wmur.com/article/new-hampshire-weather-snow-32224/60275479