“SMU Suspends Players for Car Crash: Are They Training for Demolition Derby?”
So, apparently, the streets of Dallas are turning into a real-life version of Fast and Furious, with SMU football players taking on the roles of reckless drivers. It seems like Rashee Rice and Teddy Knox thought they were auditioning for a stunt double job when they decided to get into a multivehicle car crash.
I mean, who needs Hollywood when you have college athletes causing chaos on the streets, am I right? It’s like they took the phrase “winning at all costs” a bit too literally and decided to add car crashes to their list of achievements.
But hey, at least they’re consistent in their actions. It’s like a package deal – you crash, I crash, we all crash together. Teamwork at its finest, folks.
And let’s not forget about SMU’s response to this whole debacle. They’re disappointed, guys. Disappointed. It’s like when your mom finds out you didn’t do your homework – except in this case, it involves potential criminal charges.
But hey, who needs star players when you have principles, right? I’m sure SMU will be just fine without Knox and Rice. After all, it’s not like they were key players or anything. Oh wait…
I can already see the SMU fans frantically searching for a new team to support. I mean, how can you cheer for a team that can’t even drive in a straight line? Maybe they can recruit some NASCAR drivers next season for that extra edge.
In all seriousness, though, it’s a shame to see young athletes making poor choices that could potentially ruin their futures. Hopefully, this incident serves as a wake-up call for Knox and Rice to get their act together and focus on what really matters – like, I don’t know, not crashing into other cars.
As for SMU, well, good luck trying to salvage what’s left of your football season. Maybe invest in some defensive driving lessons for the team while you’re at it. Who knows, it might just save you from more embarrassing headlines in the future.
And to Knox and Rice, here’s a piece of advice – stick to catching footballs, not crashing cars. It’s a lot safer, trust me.
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Source: NBC Sports
URL: https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/smu-suspends-cb-teddy-knox-who-faces-same-charges-as-rashee-rice-for-dallas-car-crash
