“Samsung’s Time-Traveling AI: Only Graces Devices Born After 2023, Leaving Prehistoric Tech in the Dust!”
In a not-so-shocking turn of events, Samsung has once again managed to leave us all scratching our heads with their latest technological marvel: a time-traveling AI. Yes, you heard that right, folks. The geniuses over at Samsung have finally figured out how to defy the laws of physics and transport us into the future. Well, sort of.
But hold your horses, my time-traveling enthusiasts! Before you start packing your bags for a trip to the Roaring Twenties, let me burst your bubble. This mind-boggling invention comes with a catch. It seems that Samsung’s AI only wants to hang out with the cool kids, leaving all those prehistoric tech lovers in the dust.
That’s right, folks. If your beloved device was born before 2023, you’re out of luck. No time-traveling adventures for you! Samsung’s AI has no interest in antiquated gadgets that can’t even take a decent selfie. It’s like the AI has joined an exclusive club, where only the trendiest smartphones are allowed through the velvet rope.
So, what’s the point, Samsung? Are you trying to make us all feel like technological dinosaurs? Are you trying to separate the tech-savvy from the flip-phone luddites? Well, congratulations, Samsung, you’ve succeeded. You’ve managed to create a time-traveling AI that discriminates against the not-so-cool crowd.
But fear not, my friends. While the future may seem unreachable for those stuck in the past, remember that true innovation doesn’t discriminate. So, keep your heads up, fellow time-traveling enthusiasts, and let’s hope Samsung’s next invention includes a dose of inclusivity for all our beloved gadgets, prehistoric or not.