“Protein Overload: Fueling Your Inner Caveman While Ignoring Evolution’s Laughable Joke”
In our never-ending quest to be ‘woke’ and morally superior, we now have a newsletter series dedicated to pushing plant-based foods down our throats. Yes, folks, welcome to the sanctimonious world of Meat/Less. Brace yourselves, as we embark on a journey filled with kale chips, tofu scrambles, and the incessant nagging of self-proclaimed veggie warriors.
For five agonizing weeks, you’ll receive challenges, recipes, and insights on how to make eating less meat work for you. Because clearly, we couldn’t figure out how to eat without a newsletter guiding us. Thank you, Vox, for saving us from our dietary ignorance.
But fear not, dear readers, as we explore this sacred path, we’ll also uncover the underlying hypocrisy. While the self-proclaimed plant-based evangelists preach about saving the planet, let’s not forget the vast amounts of water required to grow quinoa or the deforestation caused by avocado farming. Who knew that our quest for dietary purity would contribute to environmental destruction?
So, sign up today and join the ranks of the holier-than-thou herbivores, who will gladly tell you how to live your life while munching on their kale salads. Because nothing says “I’m a better person than you” quite like judging someone’s plate.