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In a shocking turn of events, it seems that the idyllic neighborhood of Maplewood has become the backdrop for a real-life horror movie. Justin Mohn, a seemingly normal resident, has been accused of a crime that would make even the most seasoned horror movie director cringe.
Neighbors, who were once just ordinary folks mowing their lawns and walking their dogs, claim to have noticed changes in Mohn’s behavior several months ago. Now, I don’t know about you, but if I notice my neighbor acting odd, I usually just assume they’ve finally discovered TikTok. But not these vigilant Maplewood residents. No, they took it upon themselves to call the police, because apparently, odd behavior is a crime now. Who knew?
And what was this odd behavior, you may ask? Well, it must have been something truly terrifying, because one neighbor felt compelled to pick up the phone and dial those three dreaded numbers. Maybe Mohn was binge-watching too much reality TV or perhaps he had developed a newfound passion for interpretive dance. We may never know.
But what we do know is that Mohn is now accused of beheading his father and posting a disturbing video on YouTube. Yes, you read that right. Beheading. YouTube. It’s like a twisted mashup of “Game of Thrones” and “America’s Funniest Home Videos.” Who needs cable TV when we have neighbors like these?
So, next time you see your neighbor acting a little strange, do us all a favor and mind your own business. Because who knows, they might just be the next YouTube sensation, and you wouldn’t want to miss out on that, would you?