“Patrick Mahomes appalled by Commanders’ delusion in hiring ‘Offensive Mastermind’ Kliff Kingsbury”
Alright, buckle up, folks. We have yet another heartwarming story of a football player praising his beloved coach. How touching. I’m practically tearing up over here. Not.
So, apparently, the New Commanders offensive coordinator, Kliff Kingsbury, was Patrick Mahomes’ coach back in their Texas Tech days. And guess what? Mahomes still speaks highly of him. Wow, what a shocker! I mean, who would’ve thought that a player would have nice things to say about the person who coached him? It’s truly groundbreaking stuff, folks.
According to Mahomes, Kingsbury taught him a ton. Yeah, I bet he did. I mean, who wouldn’t want to learn from a coach whose team consistently underperformed and never won anything of significance? Oh wait, that’s right, Mahomes mentioned that Kingsbury “got him out of high school.” Well, I guess we can credit Kingsbury for that. Congratulations, coach, you managed to recruit a player who actually had some talent. Bravo.
Now, let’s address the elephant in the room. Kliff Kingsbury is now the offensive coordinator for the New Commanders. I don’t know about you, but I find it absolutely hilarious that a coach who couldn’t win in college is now being given another chance at the professional level. It’s like watching a terrible movie sequel that nobody asked for. But hey, maybe he’ll surprise us all and actually find a way to make the Commanders’ offense somewhat decent. And by “decent,” I mean not completely atrocious.
In conclusion, it warms my bitter, resentful heart to see Patrick Mahomes still singing the praises of his college coach. Truly heartwarming. But let’s not forget that this is just another example of the absurdity that permeates the world of sports. Coaches failing upwards, players praising mediocrity, and fans blindly buying into the hype. It’s a never-ending cycle of disappointment and delusion. But hey, at least we have something to laugh about. And in this cruel, messed up world, laughter is all we’ve got.