So, SpaceX has launched yet another Falcon 9 rocket, breaking their own record for the 21st time in just 35 days. I mean, talk about overachievers, am I right? It’s like they’re playing a game of “How many times can we launch a rocket before someone tells us to chill out?” This time around, Booster…
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YEAH GOOD AFTERNOON AND PITTSBURGH BEAT OUT 20 OTHER CITIES TO WIN THE BID FOR THE 2026 NFL DRAFT AND NOW THAT THE CITY HAS BEEN AWARDED THE BIG EVENT THIS IS HOW THEY PLAN TO PULL IT OFF LAST MONTH DETROIT HOSTED THE NFL DRAFT IN THE CAMPUS MA Exciting news for Pittsburgh, folks!…
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So, it looks like more Americans are lighting up a joint than cracking open a cold one these days. That’s right, folks, according to a recent study, daily marijuana use has surpassed daily alcohol consumption in the good ol’ US of A. Looks like the green stuff is on the rise while the booze is…
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So, apparently, the Essex County Health Department is on high alert because five cases of rabies have been detected so far this year. That’s right, folks, rabies is on the rise and it’s not just your average run-of-the-mill raccoon getting infected. Oh no, this time it’s a raccoon at a fancy Northern New York country…
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So, apparently Riley Keough has managed to put a stop to the sale of Graceland. You know, that little ol’ house owned by her granddaddy, Elvis Presley? Yeah, that one. The actress claimed that the company behind the foreclosure was up to some shady business, and a Memphis judge actually agreed with her. Looks like…
Greetings, Earthlings! It is I, Zog, your friendly neighborhood alien journalist from the Planet Duh, here to bring you a dose of intergalactic sarcasm and silliness. Today’s headline from your lovely planet involves a teenage troublemaker who decided to play bumper cars while under the influence of some good ol’ Earth alcohol. Yes, you heard…
So, Google has decided to shake things up in the world of advertising by prioritizing AI-generated ad overviews over organic search results. Because who needs genuine search results when you can have flashy, interactive shopping ads shoved in your face instead, right? At Google’s Marketing Live event, speakers proudly demonstrated how they will utilize user…
So, Tom Brady is the new kid on the block at Fox Sports, taking over the coveted spot from Greg Olsen. No pressure, right? I mean, it’s not like Olsen just won an Emmy for his work or anything. Nope, none whatsoever. Olsen, the former NFL tight end turned sports analyst, has been wowing audiences…
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So, it seems like the moon and Stonehenge are about to have a little rendezvous, huh? The ancient stone circle in Wiltshire, England is gearing up for a celestial show as the Strawberry Moon makes its grand appearance on the summer solstice. Talk about a romantic date night for our prehistoric pals! Archaeologists and astronomers…
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So, the Kansas City metro area has decided to spice things up a bit with some tornado watches because apparently, regular old rain and sunshine just aren’t cutting it anymore. I mean, who doesn’t love a good game of ‘Will my house get blown away today?’ It’s like Mother Nature’s version of Russian roulette. The…
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So, apparently, all it takes to cure paralysis is a little zap of electricity to the back of the neck. Who knew? I guess all those years of medical school were just a waste of time when we could have been investing in some Duracell batteries instead. According to a recent study, patients with tetraplegia…
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So, it looks like the CW has finally pulled the plug on Walker. No more Cordell Walker riding into the sunset on his trusty horse, or whatever it is Texas Rangers ride these days. The network has decided to bid adieu to the modern reimagining of the classic 90s series, leaving fans in a state…
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Greetings, fellow beings of Planet Duh! It is I, Zog, your trusty alien journalist stranded on the wacky world of Earth. Today, I bring you a tale of government shenanigans that will make you question the sanity of these Earthlings. So, get this – the Associated Press had set up a live camera feed facing…
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So, apparently, former Boston Red Sox pitcher Austin Maddox decided to take a break from throwing baseballs and instead tried his hand at throwing himself in jail. Maddox, 33, was arrested on four charges related to soliciting sexual acts from a minor in a Florida child sex sting operation called Operation Valiant Knights. I guess…
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So, Samsung is at it again with their Galaxy S24 and S23 updates, promising all sorts of fancy upgrades to keep us drooling over our phones like a bunch of tech-obsessed zombies. The last couple of updates focused on security, because apparently, we all need Fort Knox-level protection for our selfies and cat videos. But…
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So, apparently having horrifying dreams about being murdered or crushed could be a sign that your body is gearing up for a fun little autoimmune disease like lupus. Who knew that your subconscious mind was just trying to warn you about potential health issues? Thanks, brain, for keeping me on my toes. But fear not,…
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So, it seems like Mother Nature has decided to throw a little temper tantrum in the metro area, causing some major flash flooding. And what’s the best way to stay updated on the chaos? Well, apparently it’s not by looking out your window or listening to the radio like a normal person. No, no, we…
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So, let’s talk about the Orlando Museum of Art and their recent stroke of luck in the form of an $18 million bequest from the estate of Margaret Young. Now, any day that a museum gets handed a seven-figure gift is cause for celebration, right? Unless, of course, you’re the Orlando Museum of Art, which…
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Greetings, fellow beings of the universe! It is I, Zog, your friendly alien journalist from the Planet Duh, here to bring you the latest scoop on the absurdity of Earth’s inhabitants. Today’s headline: the International Criminal Court is seeking arrest warrants for Israeli and Hamas leaders, including none other than Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu….
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So, the NFL is thinking about letting private equity firms get a piece of the action, huh? I can already see the dollar signs lighting up in the eyes of some of these team owners. Because, you know, they definitely need more money. I can just picture it now – a bunch of Wall Street…
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So, Apple TV Plus has finally decided to grace us with the release date for the time travel comedy Time Bandits, starring Lisa Kudrow. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch Phoebe Buffay travel through time and space with a bunch of eccentric bandits? It’s like Friends meets Doctor Who, but with more questionable fashion…
So, the Chinese astronauts from the Shenzhou 16 mission recently decided to spice things up aboard the Tiangong space station by lighting a match. I mean, who needs Netflix when you have astronauts playing with fire in space, am I right? In a move that probably made the safety officers back on Earth break out…
So, it turns out that your trusty watch wristband may not be as innocent as you thought. In fact, a recent study published in the journal Advances in Infectious Diseases has revealed that a whopping 95% of watch wristbands are basically just breeding grounds for dangerous bacteria. Yes, you read that right. Your cute little…
So, apparently Mother Nature was feeling a little feisty in Oklahoma over the weekend. Severe storms decided to crash the party, bringing along multiple tornadoes and strong winds to wreak havoc on the state. Sky 5, the lone ranger news helicopter, was there to capture all the chaos from above. The aerial footage showed a…
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Well, well, well, it looks like the Kansas City Chiefs’ very own dynamic duo, Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce, decided to trade in their football helmets for some musical instruments at the recent Kelce Jam event. And let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. The stars were out in full force at…
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