As NASA engineers continue to work their magic on the Voyager 1 spacecraft, it seems that even billions of miles away from Earth, technology can still throw a hissy fit. The spacecraft, which has been cruising through interstellar space since 1977, recently decided to take a little vacation and go into safe mode due to…
Alright folks, buckle up because we’ve got some spicy news coming your way! President Biden is making moves to clear the way for undocumented spouses of US citizens to apply for legal residency. That’s right, you heard it here first – green cards for everyone! In what can only be described as a bold and…
In a shocking turn of events, Sir Ian McKellen took a tumble off stage during a performance of Player Kings in London. The audience was left gasping as the legendary actor fell, but fear not, folks, he’s doing okay. His rep assured Deadline that McKellen is on the mend, so we can all breathe a…
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So, it turns out that despite vaccines, masks, and social distancing, the rate of excess deaths during the COVID pandemic has remained as steady as your Uncle Joe after one too many beers at Thanksgiving dinner. But why, you ask? Well, a new study is reigniting the debate over pandemic measures and calling for a…
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So, it looks like Jennifer Lopez is once again professing her undying love for Ben Affleck, calling him her hero on Father’s Day. Ah, the sweet sound of Hollywood romance, or is it just a well-orchestrated PR stunt to keep the tabloids buzzing? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – JLo knows how to…
Read More “J.Lo’s Hero or Zero? Divorce Rumors Ignored with Father’s Day Shoutout to Ben Affleck” »
So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
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So, apparently, Bill Belichick, the 72-year-old ex-Patriots coach, has found himself a new love interest in the form of a 24-year-old former cheerleader. Talk about a touchdown in the game of love! TMZ reported this juicy gossip on Friday, and now the world can’t stop buzzing about this unexpected romance. I mean, come on, a…
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Alright, alright, alright! It looks like the developers of Elden Ring are feeling generous and decided to throw players a bone with a free update. How thoughtful of them to provide new content without asking players to open their wallets once again. It’s almost like they’re saying, “Hey, we know you already spent a small…
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Greetings, fellow citizens of Planet Duh! It is I, Zog, your trusty alien journalist stranded on the wacky world of Earth. Today, I bring you a tale of intrigue and absurdity that will surely leave you scratching your non-existent heads. So, it appears that Ukraine is in quite a pickle, with Russia dropping glidebombs on…
So, apparently, there’s a rare flu variant out there that’s giving the good ol’ Tamiflu a run for its money. That’s right, folks, the CDC has detected a drug-resistant strain of the flu in at least two unlucky souls in the US. I guess the flu decided it was tired of being taken down by…
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So, apparently kids these days think it’s hilarious to make jokes about tragic events. Yes, you read that right. A mother was left flabbergasted after overhearing her 10-year-old son and his friends cracking jokes about a major historical tragedy. I mean, really? Who raised these kids? The mother, who wisely chose to remain anonymous to…
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In a shocking turn of events, Catherine Princess of Wales has revealed that she is actually a superhero in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! The former Kate Middleton, known for her impeccable style and grace, is now fighting cancer like a boss and kicking chemotherapy’s butt. Move over Wonder Woman, there’s a new hero…
So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
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Greetings, fellow citizens of Planet Duh! It is I, Zog, your trusty alien journalist stranded on the wacky world of Earth. Today, I bring you a tale of intrigue and absurdity that will surely leave you scratching your non-existent heads. So, it appears that Ukraine is in quite a pickle, with Russia dropping glidebombs on…
As we gear up for the 2024 Mens College World Series, ESPN is pulling out all the stops to bring you exclusive coverage of this epic event. From the first pitch to the final out, you can expect to be bombarded with more baseball than you ever thought possible. And let’s be real, who doesn’t…
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So, apparently, Earth is now being treated like an exoplanet by astronomers. That’s right, folks, we are officially under the microscope of the universe. And what are they looking for, you ask? Well, they’re on the hunt for signs of intelligent life. Good luck with that, aliens. According to these brainy astronomers, our human technology,…
Read More ““Alien Neighbors: Earth’s Technosignatures Revealed, Humanity’s Radio Wave Sweep”” »
So, apparently, in a shocking turn of events, it turns out that cancer treatments meant to save lives may actually be causing more harm than good. Who would have thought, right? I mean, I always thought the side effects of chemotherapy were just a small price to pay for kicking cancer’s butt, but apparently, we…
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Russell Crowe, the man who brought Maximus Decimus Meridius to life in the iconic film Gladiator, is sharing his thoughts on the upcoming sequel. And let me tell you, he’s not exactly jumping for joy at the idea. In a recent interview, Crowe admitted that he’s not entirely on board with revisiting his famous role….
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So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
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So, it turns out that astronauts aren’t just floating around in space with the stars and galaxies as their only companions. Nope, they also have to deal with a pesky little superbug that decided to hitch a ride on the International Space Station. Talk about out-of-this-world problems! This drug-resistant superbug, Methylobacterium ajmalii, is like the…
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So, it seems like we have a classic case of a love triangle brewing, folks! A bisexual woman in her 30s, married to a mostly heterosexual man, is now questioning her feelings for her female friend. And the plot thickens! Her husband seems to think there’s more to this friendship than meets the eye. Cue…
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In a shocking turn of events that has left sports fans scratching their heads and lawyers rubbing their hands together, ESPN host Sage Steele has decided to take legal action against her own agents at Creative Artists Agency (CAA). That’s right, folks, it’s a good old-fashioned Hollywood showdown, complete with betrayal, backstabbing, and probably a…
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So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
Read More “Menendez’s Independent Run: A Political Circus or a Comeback Kid?” »
In a move that has left users scratching their heads and partners side-eyeing each other suspiciously, Apple has announced some new features for their upcoming iOS 18 that have some people worried about the potential for cheating. That’s right, folks – your iPhone might just become the ultimate wingman for those looking to deceive and…
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So, apparently, Chiefs defensive lineman BJ Thompson had a little health scare recently. Thompson was just minding his own business in a special teams meeting when he decided to spice things up a bit by having a seizure and going into cardiac arrest. Talk about making an entrance, am I right? But fear not, dear…
