“NFL Auctioning Off Christmas Games: Who Will Win the Holiday Broadcasting Battle?”
So, some kids would be happy with a Fraggle stick car for Christmas, while others are throwing tantrums because they didn’t get the whole dang factory. Talk about entitled. But hey, who needs gratitude when you can have it all, right?
In other news, the NFL is putting the rights to its 2024 Christmas games up for auction. Because nothing says holiday spirit like capitalism at its finest. Forget about spending time with loved ones and spreading cheer, let’s make some cold hard cash instead.
I can already picture the bidding war now. Media companies fighting tooth and nail to get their hands on those precious broadcasting rights. It’s like a high-stakes game of Monopoly, but instead of Park Place and Boardwalk, it’s all about touchdowns and field goals.
And let’s not forget about the fans. They’ll be on the edge of their seats, eagerly awaiting the announcement of which media giant will be bringing them the gift of football on Christmas day. Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like watching a bunch of sweaty guys tackle each other for a pigskin.
But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe watching football on Christmas day is a beloved tradition for some families. Maybe it brings them together in a way that nothing else can. Or maybe it’s just an excuse to drink beer and avoid awkward conversations with relatives. Who’s to say?
In the end, the NFL’s decision to auction off the rights to its Christmas games is just another reminder of how intertwined sports and money have become. It’s not just about the game anymore; it’s about the bottom line. And if that means selling out a holiday tradition for a few extra bucks, so be it.
So, grab your eggnog and settle in for a Christmas day filled with touchdowns, commercials, and maybe a little bit of holiday magic. Just remember, some kids would be happy with a Fraggle stick car. But others want the whole dang factory. Ain’t that America?
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Source: NBC Sports
URL: https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/report-nfl-will-auction-2024-christmas-games
