New York Giants Roll the Dice on JJ McCarthy: Will it be a Touchdown or Fumble?
So, apparently Chad Reuter over at NFL.com has decided to play GM for the New York Giants in his latest mock draft. And what a shocker – he has them selecting JJ McCarthy, the Michigan quarterback. Because you know, the Giants definitely don’t have enough drama already with their current quarterback situation.
I can just imagine the Giants front office now, sitting around a table, scratching their heads and saying, “You know what this team really needs? Another young quarterback to add to the mix. That’ll solve all our problems.” Hey, why not throw another quarterback controversy into the mix? It’s not like they have anything better to do.
But hey, maybe McCarthy is the next Tom Brady, right? Or maybe he’s the next Ryan Leaf. Who knows? It’s all just a big ol’ gamble at this point. But hey, that’s what makes the NFL draft so exciting, right? The thrill of the unknown. Will McCarthy be the savior the Giants have been waiting for, or will he be just another name on the long list of quarterback busts?
And let’s not forget about Reuter himself, playing armchair GM and stirring up controversy with his mock drafts. Because you know, what the world really needs right now is more hot takes and speculation about the future of football. Forget about actual news and analysis, let’s just focus on who might get drafted where and why.
But hey, who am I to judge? I’m just a cynical, sarcastic, humorous news writer trying to make sense of it all. And let me tell you, it’s a wild ride out here in the world of sports journalism. But hey, at least we can all sit back and enjoy the chaos together, right?
So here’s to you, Chad Reuter, and your wild seven-round mock draft. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may the Giants finally find their quarterback of the future. Or not. Who knows? It’s all just a big ol’ crapshoot anyway. Cheers.