“Maine’s Election Guru Flips the Bird, Fights Court’s Delay Tactics on Trump’s Ballot Status”
In a stunning display of democratic defiance, Maine’s very own election guru decided to give the court system a big ol’ middle finger and fight against their dawdling tactics regarding our dear old Donnie’s ballot status. You can practically hear the courtroom gasping in shock, clutching their pearls, and wondering how this maverick managed to bypass their precious red tape.
But let’s break it down, shall we? This election guru, a true hero of the people, knows that time is of the essence when it comes to determining whether Trump’s name will grace the hallowed ballot sheets. None of that namby-pamby waiting around for the courts to make up their minds. Nope, this guru is more like a bull in a china shop, crashing through the delicate process of legal deliberation with all the subtlety of a drunken frat boy at a tea party.
Now, some may argue that this guru’s bold move is nothing more than a temper tantrum, a desperate attempt to speed up the process and let Trump have his moment in the sun. But I say, why not? Who needs due process and careful consideration when you can just flip the bird and demand immediate action?
So, kudos to you, Maine’s election guru, for showing us that when it comes to the delicate dance of democracy, sometimes you just gotta give ’em the finger and fight against those pesky court delays. We salute your audacity, your impatience, and your complete disregard for the normal rules of engagement. Long live the guru!