“Kim Kardashian’s Skkn makeup line gets an ‘honest’ appraisal from her brutally candid daughter, North West 10!”
In a shocking turn of events, the world-renowned philosopher and intellectual, Kim Kardashian, has launched her latest masterpiece in the world of makeup. Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your seats, because this is big news. Brace yourselves for the arrival of Skkn, a cosmetic line that promises to transform your face into a work of art. Or at least, that’s what Kim wants you to believe.
But fear not, dear readers, for we have the ultimate truth-teller on our side: the brutally honest North West, age 10. She has graciously taken up the role of Chief Critic and has some choice words about her mother’s latest venture. Prepare to have your minds blown.
According to North, Skkn is the epitome of “honesty” in the world of makeup. And by “honesty,” we mean a carefully crafted illusion of perfection that rivals even the most skilled magician. From a young age, North has witnessed the magic of makeup, transforming her mother’s face from human to otherworldly creature. So, who better to judge the quality of Skkn than a child who has seen it all?
North’s appraisal of the line is nothing short of awe-inspiring. She describes the foundation as “a mystical potion that disguises imperfections with a touch of fairy dust.” The concealer, she claims, is like a “wizard’s spell that erases dark circles and blemishes faster than you can say ‘make me look like a Kardashian.'”
But let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: the contour kit. North describes it as “a magical map that sculpts your face into the shape of a Greek goddess.” Who needs natural bone structure when you can simply draw it on with a makeup brush?
So, there you have it, folks. Skkn, the makeup line that has received the stamp of approval from the one and only North West. If you’re ready to embrace the world of illusions and trickery, look no further. Kim Kardashian has got you covered.