“Illinois Can’t Resist Trump’s Ballot Charm Despite 14th Amendment Shenanigans”
In a shocking twist of events, Illinois’ election board has made the controversial decision to keep former President Donald Trump on the state’s primary ballot. It seems that even after his role in the infamous January 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol, Trump is still considered a viable candidate. But hey, who needs accountability when you can have a former president who incited an insurrection?
I can only imagine the board’s thought process. Perhaps they thought it would be unfair to deny Trump the chance to run again. After all, who doesn’t love a good sequel? I can already see the tagline for his campaign: “Make America Riot Again!”
But let’s not forget the upcoming arguments at the U.S. Supreme Court. Will they finally hold Trump accountable for his actions? Or will they simply brush it off as another day in the life of a former president? It’s like a real-life episode of “Law & Order: Political Corruption Unit.”
In the meantime, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the irony of keeping a man on the ballot who actively tried to undermine democracy. It’s almost poetic, really. And who needs democracy anyway when we can have reality TV show drama in the highest office?
So, Illinois, congratulations on your decision. You’ve truly shown us that in the world of politics, anything goes. Who needs principles when you can have a former president who treats the Constitution like a suggestion? Here’s to a bright future of chaos and mayhem. Cheers!