So, apparently Google has decided that they have the right to keep your phone if you dare to have the audacity to get it repaired with non-original parts. That’s right, folks, Google is basically saying, “If you don’t use our overpriced, fancy-pants OEM parts, we’re keeping your phone hostage!”
I mean, talk about a power move. It’s like Google is the phone repair mafia now. “Nice phone you got there. Be a shame if something were to happen to it.”
But hey, who needs third-party repair shops anyway, am I right? Who needs to save money or have convenient options for getting their phone fixed? Just fork over all your hard-earned cash to Google and they’ll graciously allow you to have your phone back. How generous of them.
I can just picture Google executives sitting around a table, stroking their evil-genius goatees, cackling maniacally as they come up with this diabolical plan. “Yes, yes, let’s hold people’s phones hostage and force them to use our ridiculously expensive parts. Muahaha!”
But fear not, dear readers, for I have compiled a list of 10 ways to make your life better in light of Google’s new repair policy:
**Top 10 Ways to Make Your Life Better After Google’s Phone Repair Policy**
– Embrace the vintage lifestyle and start using a rotary phone. Who needs a smartphone anyway?
– Invest in a brick phone. They’re practically indestructible and you won’t have to worry about repairs.
– Use carrier pigeons instead of texting. It’s eco-friendly and adds a touch of whimsy to your communication style.
– Start a petition to Google demanding they return your phone if you don’t use OEM parts. Power to the people!
– Take up smoke signals as your preferred method of communication. It’s a great way to reconnect with nature.
– Become a hermit and live off the grid. No phone repairs needed when you’re living in a cave.
– Channel your inner MacGyver and start fixing your own phone with whatever random parts you can find lying around. Who needs Google anyway?
– Join a support group for people whose phones have been held hostage by tech companies. You’re not alone in this struggle.
– Write a strongly worded letter to Google expressing your displeasure with their repair policy. Maybe they’ll have a change of heart.
– Finally, just embrace the chaos and go phone-free. Who needs the stress of dealing with repairs and tech companies anyway?
So there you have it, folks. Google may try to keep your phone hostage, but there are always ways to navigate around their shenanigans. Stay strong, stay savvy, and may your phone always be in your possession (unless you lose it in a couch cushion, that is).
Source: Android Authority
URL: https://www.androidauthority.com/google-keeps-phones-with-non-oem-parts-3448350/