So, apparently, there’s a rare flu variant out there that’s giving the good ol’ Tamiflu a run for its money. That’s right, folks, the CDC has detected a drug-resistant strain of the flu in at least two unlucky souls in the US. I guess the flu decided it was tired of being taken down by antiviral medication and decided to level up its game.
Influenza viruses are already a pain in the rear end, but now we have to deal with one that’s resistant to treatment? Lovely. It’s like the flu looked at COVID-19 and said, “Hold my beer, I can be just as difficult to deal with.” Thanks a lot, flu.
The CDC is on it, though. They’re monitoring the situation like a hawk and telling everyone to wash their hands, get vaccinated, and basically live in a bubble until further notice. Because nothing says “fun” like trying to avoid a super flu that can’t be easily treated, am I right?
And of course, healthcare providers are being told to keep an eye out for any cases of flu that just won’t quit. So, if you’re feeling under the weather and Tamiflu isn’t doing the trick, it might be time to give your doctor a call. Or just stock up on tissues and chicken soup, whichever works for you.
In the meantime, here’s a top 10 list of how to make your life better in the midst of this drug-resistant flu chaos:
**Top 10 Ways to Make Your Life Better**
– Invest in a hazmat suit and wear it everywhere you go. Flu germs can’t touch you if they can’t get near you, right?
– Stock up on hand sanitizer and use it liberally. Bonus points if you can find one that smells like cupcakes.
– Avoid all human contact. This might be a good excuse to become a hermit and binge-watch Netflix for the foreseeable future.
– Start a new hobby. Knitting, painting, underwater basket weaving – anything to keep your mind off the impending flu apocalypse.
– Build a fort out of tissues and blankets. It’s cozy, and you’ll be prepared for the inevitable flu-induced sniffles.
– Hire a personal chef to cook you immune-boosting meals. Or just order takeout and hope for the best.
– Adopt a pet. They may not be able to cure the flu, but they can definitely make you feel better about life in general.
– Practice your best ninja moves to avoid anyone who so much as sniffs in your direction. Flu germs are sneaky little buggers.
– Invest in a bubble wrap suit. Sure, you might look ridiculous, but at least you’ll be protected from the flu and any potential awkward social interactions.
– Remember to laugh. In times of uncertainty, a good sense of humor can be your best defense against the flu, or any other ridiculous situation life throws your way.
So, there you have it. Stay safe out there, folks, and may the flu gods be ever in your favor.
Source: CNN
URL: https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/14/health/dual-mutant-drug-resistant-flu-variant/index.html