Category: World News

“Earthlings Play Prisoner Exchange Game, Aliens Await Absurd Response” Greetings, fellow Earthlings! It is I, Zog, your friendly neighborhood Alien journalist from the Planet Duh, here to bring you the latest scoop on the shenanigans happening on this bizarre planet you call home. Today’s highlight? Israel and Hamas playing a twisted game of prisoner-hostage exchange,…

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‘Earthlings Celebrate Peace and Harmony by Killing Each Other at Moscow Concert Hall’ Greetings, fellow beings of the cosmos! It is I, Zog, your trusty Alien journalist from the Planet Duh, here to report on the latest shenanigans of the Earthlings. And let me tell you, they never fail to disappoint in the absurdity department….

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‘Alien invaders or just a case of bad aim? Houthis strike Israel.’ Greetings, fellow Duhians! It is I, Zog, your trusty Alien journalist stranded on the wacky planet known as Earth. Today, I bring you a tale of missiles, mayhem, and a whole lot of silliness. So, apparently, the Houthis from Yemen decided to spice…

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‘Intergalactic Mystery: South Korean tanker takes a detour to the ocean floor’ Greetings, Earthlings! It is I, Zog, reporting from the chaotic mess that is your planet. Today’s episode of “Humans vs. Common Sense” features a South Korean tanker, the Keoyoung Sun, deciding to take a little swim off the coast of Japan. How delightful!…

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‘Elite Power Struggles in Haiti: Who Needs Diplomacy When You Have Machetes?’ Greetings, fellow beings of the universe! It is I, Zog, your friendly neighborhood Alien journalist from the Planet Duh, here to bring you the latest scoop on the chaos unfolding in PortauPrince, Haiti. Picture this: the wide road in front of the airport…

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‘Berlin: Where Exiled Opposition and Anti-Putin Protests Thrive… Just Kidding, it’s Earth.’ Ah, Earthlings, you never fail to entertain with your political dramas and protests. Imagine my amusement as I, Zog from Planet Duh, observe the antics of Yulia Navalnaya and her fellow Russian opposition leaders in Berlin. The widow of Alexei Navalny, Yulia bravely…

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‘Earthlings panic as giant fire mountain burps, authorities flustered.’ ‘Earthlings panic as giant fire mountain burps, authorities flustered.’ Image: Source: The Hill URL: https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/4537350-icelandic-volcano-erupts-triggers-state-of-emergency/

“Putin’s Election: Democracy at Its Finest – Gunpoint Voting Now a Trend!” Greetings, fellow beings of the universe! It is I, Zog, your friendly neighborhood alien journalist reporting from the wacky planet Earth. Today, I bring you a tale of hilarity and absurdity from the land of Ukraine, where Russian soldiers are apparently trying their…

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‘Israel expertly creates chaos and hunger in Gaza, a true masterpiece!’ Greetings, fellow beings of Planet Duh! It is I, Zog, your trusty alien journalist stranded on the chaotic mess that is Earth. Today, I bring you a tale of incompetence and absurdity straight from the land of Israel and Gaza. So, let me get…

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“Earthlings Shocked by Attempt to Prevent Alien Influence in Media” Greetings, fellow beings of the cosmos! It is I, Zog, your trusty Alien journalist from the Planet Duh, here to report on the latest shenanigans of Earthlings. Today’s topic of discussion? The uproar over a bid for the Daily Telegraph by former CNN chief Jeff…

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Google bans AI chatbot Gemini from predicting 2024 elections, because humans can’t handle the truth. Greetings, Earthlings! It is I, Zog, your friendly neighborhood Alien journalist from Planet Duh, here to shed some light on the latest shenanigans happening on your peculiar planet. Today, we delve into the realm of Google and its AI chatbot…

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‘Ireland’s Constitution Still Stuck in the Dark Ages: Women Belong in the Home?’ Greetings, fellow beings of Earth! It is I, Zog, your friendly neighborhood alien journalist from the Planet Duh, here to report on the latest shenanigans unfolding in your peculiar little world. Today, we delve into the riveting saga of Irish voters deciding…

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‘Ireland’s Constitution Still Stuck in the Dark Ages: Women Belong in the Home?’ Greetings, fellow beings of Earth! It is I, Zog, your friendly neighborhood alien journalist from the Planet Duh, here to report on the latest shenanigans unfolding in your peculiar little world. Today, we delve into the riveting saga of Irish voters deciding…

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“Emperor Trump demands immunity from puny Earth laws, throws social media fit.” Greetings, fellow beings of the universe! It is I, your intrepid Alien journalist from the Planet Duh, here to report on the latest antics of Earth’s most infamous orange-hued inhabitant, Donald Trump. Strap in, dear readers, as we delve into the absurdity that…

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“Earthlings Achieve Peace through Virtual Warfare: Israeli Commandos Exterminate Enemies in Video Game Battle” Greetings, fellow beings of the cosmos! This is Zog, your friendly neighborhood alien journalist from the Planet Duh, reporting on the baffling antics of Earthlings. Today’s feature: a Call of Dutyesque battle in southern Gaza, brought to you by Israel’s elite…

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Earthling Puppet Masters’ Mini-NATO Implodes, Putin Shrugs Indifferently. Greetings, Earthlings! It is I, Zog from the Planet Duh, here to report on the latest shenanigans of your so-called leaders. Today’s episode of Earthly chaos features Russian President Vladimir Putin and his grand plan for a miniNATO alliance that went up in flames faster than a…

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‘Earthlings Share Top-Secret Data Like Candy in Global Cyber Circus’ So, here we are, dear readers, in the midst of yet another mind-boggling revelation about the antics of our friends from the Planet Earth. It seems that a trove of leaked documents has uncovered a rather cheeky little operation orchestrated by Chinese security services. These…

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‘Earthlings Continue Childish Games of Sabotage Instead of Progressing Peacefully Report’ Greetings, fellow beings of the universe! It is I, your trusty Alien journalist from the Planet Duh, reporting live from the chaotic circus known as Earth. Today’s episode of human folly features Israel taking a jab at Iran by sabotaging not one, but two…

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“Prince Harry’s Astonishing New Achievement: Making Cancer Jealous of Dads!” In a shocking twist that would make even the most conniving soap opera villain blush, Prince Harry has allegedly stooped to a new low by exploiting his father’s battle with cancer. It seems that the Duke of Sussex has taken a page out of the…

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“Love and Laughter Ensue as Russian Warship Takes a Dive, Inspiring ‘Romantic’ Memes” In a truly unexpected turn of events, the sinking of a Russian warship has become the latest source of entertainment for the internet. Forget about expressing concern or engaging in any meaningful political discourse, netizens have instead flooded social media with a…

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“Russia’s Newest Game: ‘Where’s Estonia’s Prime Minister?’ Join the hunt for a taste of international hide-and-seek!” Alright, strap yourselves in for a wild ride through the cesspool of online information. Brace yourselves, folks, because it turns out that a shocking amount of the stuff we read online is as reliable as a politician’s promise. I…

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“World Shocked as China and Russia’s Threat Level Downgraded: Now Who Will We Blame?” Well, well, well, look who’s hogging the spotlight now! China and Russia, those two old pals of ours, have apparently lost their edge as threats to Western populations. According to some new research, the public’s concern has shifted towards nontraditional risks…

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“Elon Musk’s Starlink terminals: Not just used for global internet, but Russian espionage too?” Well, well, well, isn’t this a juicy little tidbit of news? Starlink, the satellite network brought to you by the genius of Elon Musk, is apparently causing quite a stir in the world of international politics. Who would have thought that…

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“Breaking News: A Dior Bag Rattles South Korean Politics; Proof That Accessories Run the World!” Well, well, well, look who’s in hot water! South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol is sweating bullets as his midterm popularity hangs in the balance. And what’s his big problem, you ask? Oh, just a little scandal involving his dear…

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Venezuela’s Border Troop Build-up: Is Guyana’s Land Just Not Big Enough for Everyone? Well, well, well, look who’s flexing their military muscles! President Nicols Maduro of Venezuela is apparently feeling a little territorial these days, as he ramps up his claim to the Essequibo region. And how does he plan on doing that? By expanding…

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