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In a shocking turn of events, tomorrow finally the humidity starts easing as we mellow to very warm from stiflingly hot, according to the latest weather report. It’s about time! I was starting to feel like a human puddle. But don’t get too comfortable just yet, folks, because there’s a heat advisory in effect until…
As the sweltering heat continues to suffocate the nation, tomorrow finally brings a glimmer of hope as the humidity starts to ease. From stiflingly hot, we will mellow to very warm, a welcome change for everyone who has been melting like a popsicle in the sun. But don’t break out the champagne just yet, folks,…
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As the DC area braces itself for a scorching weekend, it seems like Mother Nature is turning up the heat and throwing shade at us all. With temperatures expected to hit near 100 degrees, it’s like we’re living in a giant outdoor sauna with no escape in sight. But hey, at least we can all…
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So, the District is about to turn into a real-life sauna this weekend, with temperatures reaching near 100 degrees and challenging records left and right. If you thought the past few days were hot, buckle up because we’re about to hit a whole new level of hellish heat. Meteorologists are predicting that parts of the…
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Alright folks, buckle up because we’ve got some spicy news coming your way! President Biden is making moves to clear the way for undocumented spouses of US citizens to apply for legal residency. That’s right, you heard it here first – green cards for everyone! In what can only be described as a bold and…
So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
Read More “Menendez’s Independent Run: A Political Circus or a Comeback Kid?” »
So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
Read More “Menendez’s Independent Run: A Political Circus or a Comeback Kid?” »
So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
Read More “Menendez’s Independent Run: A Political Circus or a Comeback Kid?” »
So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
Read More “Menendez’s Independent Run: A Political Circus or a Comeback Kid?” »
So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
Read More “Menendez’s Independent Run: A Political Circus or a Comeback Kid?” »
So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
Read More “Menendez’s Independent Run: A Political Circus or a Comeback Kid?” »
So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
Read More “Menendez’s Independent Run: A Political Circus or a Comeback Kid?” »
So, apparently Senator Bob Menendez is trying to make a comeback as an independent candidate in New Jersey. I guess the old saying “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” really applies here. But hey, who needs party loyalty when you can just go rogue and run on your own terms, right? I…
Read More “Menendez’s Independent Run: A Political Circus or a Comeback Kid?” »
So, apparently Senator Robert Menendez of New Jersey, who is no stranger to legal troubles, has decided to throw his hat in the ring for reelection as an independent candidate. Because, you know, why not add a little more drama to the already chaotic world of politics? Several men dropped off the paperwork in Trenton,…
Read More “Menendez the Maverick: Independent Run Shakes Up NJ Senate Race, Democrats Beware!” »
So, let me get this straight. A 46-year-old man was out for a leisurely swim in Del Mar, minding his own business when BAM! A shark decides it’s snack time and takes a chunk out of him. Talk about a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I mean, who goes…
Read More ““Shark Chomps Swimmer in Del Mar: Beaches Closed, Sharks Rule the Waves!”” »
So, the University of Virginia has decided to throw some money at a problem that should have never happened in the first place. How generous of them. I’m sure the families of the three football players who lost their lives and the two students who were injured are thrilled to know that their pain and…
Read More ““UVA Pays 9 Million for Campus Shooting: Tuition Increase to Cover Costs?”” »
So, it turns out Chad Daybell isn’t just your average Joe next door – he’s a self-proclaimed prophet, author, and apparently, a real charmer when it comes to burying bodies in his backyard. I mean, who needs a garden gnome when you have Chad Daybell to spice up your landscaping? After being found guilty of…
Read More ““From Prophet to Perpetrator: Chad Daybell’s Death Penalty Dilemma”” »
So, it turns out Chad Daybell isn’t just your average Joe next door – he’s a self-proclaimed prophet, author, and apparently, a real charmer when it comes to burying bodies in his backyard. I mean, who needs a garden gnome when you have Chad Daybell to spice up your landscaping? After being found guilty of…
Read More ““From Prophet to Perpetrator: Chad Daybell’s Death Penalty Dilemma”” »
So, it turns out Chad Daybell isn’t just your average Joe next door – he’s a self-proclaimed prophet, author, and apparently, a real charmer when it comes to burying bodies in his backyard. I mean, who needs a garden gnome when you have Chad Daybell to spice up your landscaping? After being found guilty of…
Read More ““From Prophet to Perpetrator: Chad Daybell’s Death Penalty Dilemma”” »
So, it seems like the Lake Chabot Public Market in Castro Valley decided to spice things up a bit by throwing a three-alarm fire into the mix. I mean, who needs a new marketing strategy when you can just set the whole place on fire, right? The blaze, which started in the wee hours of…
Read More “Lake Chabot Public Market fire: Hot deals turn to hot flames, now under control!” »
So, here we are folks, at the climax of the Trump hush money trial. It’s like a reality TV show, but with more legal jargon and less spray tans. Judge Juan Merchans has been laying down the law (literally) and now it’s time for the jury to decide if Trump is guilty or not guilty….
Read More ““Judge Failla: The Real MVP of Trump’s Hush Money Trial or Just Another Patsy?”” »
So, here we go again with another tragic tale of stupidity and heartbreak. A 14-year-old girl, Sarah Johnson, was killed in a suspected DUI crash in Orange County. I mean, come on people, how many times do we have to hear about these senseless tragedies before someone finally gets the message that drinking and driving…
Read More ““DUI Disaster: Teen Tragically Killed, Community Mourns – When Will We Learn?”” »
Well, well, well, it looks like we’ve got another tragic tale of stupidity and recklessness on our hands. A 14-year-old girl named Emma Johnson was killed in a suspected DUI crash in Orange County over the weekend, all thanks to the brilliant decision-making skills of a 37-year-old man named John Smith. Now, I’m not a…
Read More ““Teen’s tragic death in DUI crash leaves community shaken – when will we learn?”” »
Oh, look at that, folks! The weather forecast for the DC area is looking about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake. Storms are set to hit the region from noon to 9 pm on Monday, bringing with them the delightful possibility of wind damage, large hail, a couple of tornadoes, and flooding…
Read More ““Prime Minister Warns of Storms: Get Ready for Mother Nature’s Mood Swings!”” »
So, it seems like South Carolina is having a bit of a monkey business situation on their hands. Forget about fugitive prisoners or stolen vehicles, the real issue at hand is a rogue primate causing chaos in a quiet residential neighborhood. This small monkey has been living its best life, running wild through the streets…
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