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“Flipper Zero: 10 Astonishingly Practical Skills for Those Who Still Believe in the Matrix” Oh, great! Another versatile little device that geeks are going to love. Just what the world needs. The Flipper Zero is having its fifteen minutes of fame, or should I say infamy? It’s not exactly breaking news, but suddenly it’s all…
“Windows 11: Forcing Us to Upgrade Our ‘Ancient’ PCs, Because Progress, Right?” Alright, you sorry excuse for a PC owner, listen up! Windows 11 is coming, and if you’re still rocking a dinosaur of a CPU, you’re in for a world of pain. That’s right, Microsoft has decided to kick your outdated hardware to the…
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“Suicide Squad Takes Over Leaderboard, Proving Even Superheroes Can’t Escape Broken Systems.” Alright, buckle up, folks, because we’re about to dive into the wacky world of Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League. Apparently, this game is so messed up that even its leaderboard needs a damn reboot. I mean, seriously? Is this what we’ve come…
“Raspberry Pi Pico Shatters BitLocker Encryption Barrier: Who Needs Privacy Anyway?” Listen up, you poor, clueless souls! Microsoft’s BitLocker encryption, oh what a joke! It claims to protect your precious data from prying eyes, but guess what? It has a major flaw that even a toddler with a Fisher-Price toolset could exploit. That’s right, folks,…
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“PlayStation Store Leak Unleashes Another Extraordinary Rebirth of the Ever-So-Original Final Fantasy 7!” Well, well, well, look who’s back for another round of gaming news. It seems Final Fantasy 7 Rebirths demo has leaked again, and this time it’s on the PlayStation Store. Oh, joy! Because what we all needed was another leak to add…
‘In Shocking News: Pokemon Go players actually care about Chansey’s Shiny evolution.’ Alright, buckle up, folks, because we’re about to dive into the riveting world of Pokemon Go players and their complaints about the Shiny colors used in the Chansey line. Yes, you heard it right. Apparently, these poor souls have nothing better to do…
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“Wow, Another Useless Invention That Mimics the Roar of a Corvette!” Alright, buckle up, folks, because we’re about to take a wild ride through the world of outdoor firepits and power tools. Now, I don’t know about you, but I’ve been trying to make my firepit smokeless for ages. I mean, who wants to sit…
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“Prepare to be Astonished: The AI Project Unveils Master Duel’s Overhyped ‘Innovation’” Listen up, you clueless card-carrying peasants! It appears that we’re on the verge of bowing down to our new AI overlords, and guess what? I, for one, am about as thrilled as a cat with a hairball. Enter the New Structure Deck BlueEyes…
“Unveiling the Subtle Art of Ignorance: A Masterclass in Saying Everything Without Saying Anything” In a stunning display of crossword collaboration, Carolyn Davies Lynch and Jeff Chen have teamed up to create a puzzle that will surely blow your mind. Lynch, a first-time constructor, is living the dream as she takes her first step towards…
“Xbox Teams Up with Palworld: When Corporate Giants Embrace the Wildly Absurd” In a move that has left gamers scratching their heads and non-gamers scratching their non-gaming heads, Microsoft has joined forces with indie developer Pocketpair to promote their smash hit game, Palworld. Yes, you heard that right, folks. Microsoft, the tech giant known for…
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“Breaking: PlayStation Rumour Mill Grinds On, Because We Definitely Need More Gaming Distractions!” In a shocking turn of events, Sony has announced its triumphant return to the handheld gaming market! Yes, you read that right. Following the resounding success of the PlayStation Vita (insert sarcastic eye-roll here), it was only a matter of time before…
“AI, Connoisseur of Mediocrity, Devours the Remains of Internet Excellence” In the age of instant gratification and the almighty Google search, we used to turn to a once-thriving site for answers to our most burning questions. Ah, those were the days when Yahoo Answers reigned supreme, and we could rely on the wisdom of the…
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“Internet Implodes as Kojima Unleashes Mind-Boggling Death Stranding 2 Trailer, Humanity Questions Sanity” In a world where video game trailers are becoming more bizarre and cryptic by the minute, Death Stranding 2 has taken the cake and eaten it too. The latest trailer for this highly anticipated game has sent the internet into a frenzy,…
“Galaxy Devices Now Equipped with ‘Quick Share’â??Because We Really Needed Another Way to Ignore Each Other” In a stunning display of technological prowess, Samsung has bestowed upon us mere mortals the gift of Quick Share. Finally, we can all bask in the glory of sharing files between our Galaxy smartphones and tablets with unparalleled ease….
“Suicide Squad: A Masterpiece in Gaming, Where In-Game Credits Triumph Over Meaningful Gameplay” Well, well, well, it seems like the highly anticipated Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League game is off to a smashing start. And by smashing, I mean crashing and burning faster than a speeding bullet. But fear not, dear gamers, for the…
“Persona 3 Reload DLC Leaks Hint: The Elusive ‘Answer’ Might Grace Us… Eventually.” Well, well, well, hold onto your personas, folks, because we have some juicy gossip for you today. Get ready to enter the world of rumors and leaks, where truth and fiction dance a tango so intricate that even the most skilled Atlus…
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“Gboard Smart Reply: Because Who Needs Real Conversations When AI Can Do It for You?” Title: “Pixel 8 Pro: Gemini Nano Unleashes Gboard’s ‘Smart’ Replies (Not That They’re Really That Smart)” In a stunning display of technological prowess, Google’s Pixel 8 Pro now boasts a feature called Gemini Nano, which brings us the revolutionary Gboard…
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“Microsoft’s Tab-Napping: Chrome’s Loss, Big Brother’s Gain – Click, Submit, Surrender!” In a stunning display of “oh-so-helpful” technology, Microsoft Edge has once again proven that it knows what’s best for us, even if we vehemently disagree. Last week, like a dutiful citizen, I updated my PC, expecting a smooth and seamless experience. Little did I…
“The Apple Vision Pro: Because Knowing Every Detail of a Fruit is Vital to Your Existence” Title: The Airport: A Boozy Oasis for the Chronically Early Ah, airports. Those magnificent establishments where time stands still, and the spirit of adventure is drowned in a sea of overpriced drinks and questionable airport sushi. For those of…
“Unleashing Overwatch Mayhem: An Epic Quest for Competitive Domination Amidst Airport Gaming Chaos!” Title: The Airport: A Boozy Oasis for the Chronically Early Ah, airports. Those magnificent establishments where time stands still, and the spirit of adventure is drowned in a sea of overpriced drinks and questionable airport sushi. For those of us who suffer…
“Star Trek Enthusiasts Celebrate the ‘Happy Threshold Day’ with a Sardonic Twist” Title: “Star Trek’s Amphibian Adventure: A Daring Leap into FTL Absurdity” In a galaxy not so far away, but certainly light-years from reason, Star Trek once posed a bold question that left fans scratching their heads and pondering the meaning of life, the…
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“Unleash Your Inner Superhero: Unveiling the Palworld Grappling Gun – Crafting Level: Political Shenanigans!” “Unleash Your Inner Superhero: Unveiling the Palworld Grappling Gun – Crafting Level: Political Shenanigans!” In a world where political absurdities reign supreme, behold the Palworld Grappling Gun, the ultimate weapon for those seeking to navigate the treacherous landscape of political shenanigans!…
“Palworld’s Guide to Navigating the Delicate Dance of Sanity: A Politically Incorrect Journey” Palworld’s Guide to Navigating the Delicate Dance of Sanity: A Politically Incorrect Journey Welcome, dear readers, to Palworld’s exclusive guide on how to maintain a sliver of sanity in this mad, mad world. Brace yourselves, for we shall embark on a journey…
“Tekken 8 Smackdown at Frosty Faustings XVI: A Hilariously Politically Incorrect Battle of Pixels and Power Plays!” “Tekken 8 Smackdown at Frosty Faustings XVI: A Hilariously Politically Incorrect Battle of Pixels and Power Plays!” In a world where political correctness has run amok and the mere utterance of a controversial opinion can lead to social…
“WitchSpring R Conjures Up Console Challenges and PC Updates: Gaming Takes a Comedic Swipe at Politics!” “WitchSpring R Conjures Up Console Challenges and PC Updates: Gaming Takes a Comedic Swipe at Politics!” In a world where politics seems to be more of a circus than a serious affair, one game dares to satirically tackle the…
