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“Blizzard’s Diablo 4 Update: Necromancers Thrive, Barbarians Beware – Brace for Chaos!” So, buckle up, gamers, because Diablo 4 is about to get a facelift that even a necromancer would envy. With over 10000 words of patch notes, Blizzard is basically saying, “Hold onto your loot, folks, because things are about to get wild.” First…
Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth’s GBike Glitch: Making High Scores Disappear Faster Than Your Ex’s Texts So, it looks like the Ultimate Party Animals GBike score glitch in Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth is causing quite the stir among players. I mean, who wouldn’t be frustrated after putting in hours of effort only to have their score…
“Dragons Dogma 2: Where Slow Travel and Time Dilation Make Mundanity Beautiful” So, here we go again with another action RPG trying to lure us in with promises of hidden treasures and challenging enemies. Capcom’s Dragons Dogma 2 is the latest in a long line of games that want us to spend hours wandering aimlessly…
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“City 20: Where Simulations Meet Chaos, Because Dominoes Are Still Just Dominoes” So, here we are, folks. Another day, another simulation game promising endless possibilities and butterfly effects. City 20 claims to combine the best of The Sims and STALKER, creating a postapocalyptic world where players can build their own city and face off against…
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“Apple’s Vision Pro Originals: Jaw-Dropping or Jaw-Churning? The Future of Entertainment?” So, Apple has decided to dip its toes into the world of original content for its Vision Pro and let me tell you, it’s a real rollercoaster ride. The jaw-dropping experience provided by their first project has left viewers both amazed and slightly terrified,…
“Microsoft’s DirectSR API: Making Low-End Graphics Great Again…Or Just Less Terrible?” So, apparently Microsoft decided to jump on the upscaling bandwagon with their new DirectSR API, which is basically a fancy way of saying they’re trying to make your crappy graphics look less crappy. And where did they get this brilliant idea from? None other…
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“3 Body Problem VR: More magic than apps, making users wonder if it’s worth the hype” Alright, alright, alright! So, you thought the Apple Vision Pro was the bee’s knees, did ya? Well, hold onto your hats, folks, because the 3 Body Problem VR headset is here to blow your mind! Arthur C. Clarke once…
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“Final Fantasy 16 DLC ‘Rising Tide’ to Unravel Mystery and Drain Wallets” So, here we are again, folks. The final piece of content for Final Fantasy 16 is set to drop, and it’s got fans more excited than a chocobo in a field of gysahl greens. The Rising Tide DLC promises to unravel the mystery…
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Elon Musk’s Neuralink Turns Paralyzed Man Into Mind-Controlled Video Game Prodigy So, in case you missed it, Elon Musk’s brain-to-computer startup, Neuralink, has finally unveiled their first patient. And who is this lucky guinea pig, you ask? Well, none other than a 29-year-old quadriplegic named Noland Arbaugh. Yep, the man who can’t move his arms…
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Respawn’s “Security Updates” for Apex Legends: Because Hacks are Just a Fun Little Game! So, in the latest episode of “Hackers Gone Wild,” Respawn Entertainment has announced that they will be rolling out a new suite of security updates for Apex Legends after a series of devastating hacks threw a wrench into the ALGS tournament….
“Stardew Valley’s 16 Update: Now with Carrot-Hat-Wearing Broccoli Booksellers – Because Why Not?” So, here we are, folks. The moment we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived. No, I’m not talking about the unveiling of a new line of hats for pets (although that would be quite the sight to see). I’m referring to…
“NVIDIA’s Covert Protocol: Because Who Needs Human Workers Anymore, Right?” So, guess what? NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang is at it again, presenting yet another mind-blowing demo at GTC 2024. This time, he’s showing off the Avatar Cloud Engine ACE platform powered by Inworld AI tech. I mean, who comes up with these names? It’s like…
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“Netflix: Where Earwax is the Real Villain in Your Movie Experience” So, you’re sitting on your couch, ready to binge-watch the latest Netflix series, but wait – what’s that? You can’t hear what the characters are saying? Fear not, dear readers, for I have a solution that will surely have you hearing voices clearer than…
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JetBlue’s “Lie-Flat, But Don’t Recline” Seats: Elderly Couple Charged $5200, Offered $400 Comp So, JetBlue thought it would be a brilliant idea to charge an elderly couple a whopping 5200 for lie-flat seats that didn’t even recline. Talk about a first-class fail! Wally and Meredith Stevens must have felt like they were being punked as…
SpaceX Launches Starship: Because Earth Just Isn’t Messed Up Enough. Alright, folks, hold onto your helmets because SpaceX just launched their Starship spacecraft into space! That’s right, Elon Musk and his team of rocket scientists have once again defied gravity and sent a giant metal tube hurtling towards the great unknown. The Starship launch took…
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“Final Fantasy VII Mod Turns Female Characters into Muscle-Bound Mommies: Feminism at Its Finest?” So, apparently the ladies of Remake have been pumping iron like there’s no tomorrow. I mean, forget about the gym, these gals have been hitting the virtual weights so hard, they could probably bench press Cloud Strife himself. And speaking of…
Google’s PC Gaming Invasion: Steam and Epic Games, Beware! Alrighty then, folks! Google is shaking things up in the gaming world with their latest announcement at the Google for Games Developer Summit 2024. Brace yourselves, because Google is diving headfirst into the PC gaming market with their very own native games. Move over Steam and…
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“Fortnite Servers Still Down: Tennessee Least Likely to Win Real-Life Victory Royale” So, here we are again, folks. The Fortnite servers are down. Surprise, surprise. It’s like a never-ending cycle of disappointment and frustration for all you virtual warriors out there. Epic Games, the masterminds behind Fortnite, have once again left players hanging, eagerly awaiting…
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“Outdated Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra? Upgrade to S24 Ultra or live in the Stone Age.” So you’re still rocking that ancient relic known as the Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra? Well, buckle up buttercup, because it may be time to ditch that outdated piece of tech and upgrade to the shiny new Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra….
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“Gizmodo writer disguises as Slackbot, exposes lax security measures” So, it turns out that former Gizmodo writer Tom McKay managed to pull off the ultimate disappearing act by changing his name to Slackbot and hiding out in the company’s workplace Slack for months. Yes, you heard that right – he basically ghosted his own job…
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‘Shocking News: Some Fans Actually Care About Switch Online Announcement’ So, Nintendo has decided to stir the pot once again with their latest announcement about adding rare games to the Switch Online service. Cue the outrage from a subset of fans who are clutching their precious, rare games like Smaug hoarding his gold. I mean,…
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“Nintendo Switch 2 Delayed, Because Who Needs Joy in 2025 Anyway?” So, here we go again, folks. Another day, another delay in the gaming world. This time, it’s Nintendo’s turn to disappoint their loyal fans with the news that the highly anticipated Nintendo Switch 2 won’t be gracing our eager hands until 2025. I can…
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“Baldur’s Gate 3 Devs Unleash Fiery Fury at DICE Awards, Leaving No Sacred Cows Untouched!” Oh, look who won Game of the Year at the DICE Awards! Larian Studios, the supposed saviors of the gaming industry. How original. And not only did they win, but they also had the audacity to advocate for a more…
“Diablo 4’s Infernal Greed Ascends: $65 Horse Bundle Outshines Game Price, Welcome to Capitalism!” Well, look who’s back with another mind-boggling microtransaction disaster! It seems like Diablo 4 just can’t get enough of pissing off its dedicated fan base. First, we had the infamous portal reskins that cost a pretty penny, and now we have…
‘Steam Next Fest: A Whopping Eight Demos That Surprisingly Didn’t Make Us Want to Gouge Our Eyes Out’ Ah, E3, that relic of a time when we could all gather in a sweaty convention center and pretend to be excited about the latest overhyped games. But fear not, dear gamers, for now we have Steam…
