Category: Sports News

“NFL Auctioning Off Christmas Games: Who Will Win the Holiday Broadcasting Battle?” So, some kids would be happy with a Fraggle stick car for Christmas, while others are throwing tantrums because they didn’t get the whole dang factory. Talk about entitled. But hey, who needs gratitude when you can have it all, right? In other…

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“Phillies Opening Day postponed due to rain, fans disappointed but pitchers relieved” So, it looks like Mother Nature is playing a little game of hide and seek with the Philadelphia Phillies this year. Just when fans were ready to break out their peanuts and Cracker Jacks for Opening Day, a pesky little rain cloud decided…

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“Chicago Bears Choose Tradition Over Suburbs, Warren Answers Stadium Speculation with Blunt Truth” So, the Chicago Bears are apparently playing hard to get with potential suitors in Arlington Heights, as they continue to publicly stress their undying love for Chicago’s lakefront. It’s like a bad rom-com where they keep saying they’re committed to one person…

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“Steelers Sign Kyle Allen: Is Ben Roethlisberger’s Time Up?” So, it looks like the Pittsburgh Steelers are playing quarterback musical chairs this offseason, adding Kyle Allen to their roster in a move that has left many scratching their heads. I mean, seriously, this guy has bounced around more than a beach ball at a Nickelback…

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“UVA gunning for fourpeat in NCAA Women’s Swimming – Texas left all wet” So, we’ve reached the end of the 2024 NCAA Women’s Swimming and Diving Championships, and it looks like UVA is on a mission to secure their fourth consecutive title. I mean, is anyone else even trying at this point? The competition was…

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“Texass defending champ Lydia Jacoby swims as 4th seed, will she sink or swim?” So, here we are on Day 3 of the 2024 WOMENS NCAA SWIMMING AND DIVING CHAMPIONSHIPS, where the competition is heating up faster than a Texas summer. Texass defending Champion in the 100 Breast, Lydia Jacoby, may be feeling the pressure…

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“Malik Nabers vs. Marvin Harrison Jr: Who Will Be Snatched First in Draft?” So, it looks like Ohio State receiver Marvin Harrison Jr might not be the golden child everyone thought he was. According to some experts, there’s a new kid on the block who might just steal his thunder. And no, it’s not some…

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AmonRa St Brown’s Netflix doc: More drama than a Lions game. Alright, folks, grab your popcorn and get ready for some prime entertainment coming your way! A Netflix documentary following NFL receiver AmonRa St Brown and a few of his buddies is set to hit our screens in the Summer of 2024. That’s right, get…

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“AmonRa St Brown’s Netflix doc: Lions receiver or reality TV sensation? Stay tuned!” So, it looks like Netflix is jumping on the sports documentary bandwagon once again, this time following the journey of NFL receiver AmonRa St Brown. Because, you know, we definitely need more content about professional athletes for us to binge-watch while we…

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“49ers swap Darnold for Dobbs: Will new QB be a diamond in the rough?” So, apparently, Sam Darnold decided to ditch the 49ers for the Vikings. I guess he got tired of the California sun and decided he needed some cold weather to really test his mettle. But wait, there’s more! One of last season’s…

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“Jerome Bettis Jr: The Bus 2.0 or Just Another Notre Dame Recruit?!” So, it looks like the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, or in this case, the football doesn’t roll far from the end zone. Jerome Bettis Jr, son of Hall of Fame running back Jerome Bettis, has decided to follow in his…

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Eagles and Falcons caught in tampering scandal: NFL drama or just another day? So, it looks like the NFL is once again embroiled in some good old-fashioned tampering drama. The Eagles and Falcons are under the microscope for potentially breaking the rules in the days leading up to free agency. It’s like a scandalous soap…

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Trev Alberts: From All-American to Athletic Director – Nebraska to Texas AM! So, here we go again with another big shot being named as the new director of athletics at Texas AM University. Mark A Welsh III has decided to shake things up by bringing in Trev Alberts, a former football player and ESPN analyst,…

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“Spoiler Alert: Saints sign Gay, defense to be less fabulous, more fierce” So, the New Orleans Saints have decided to add linebacker Willie Gay Jr to their roster. And no, this is not a matchmaking service for LGBTQ+ football players, in case you were wondering. Gay, who is leaving the Chiefs for a one-year deal…

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Christian Horner hints at calling Max Verstappen’s bluff, Red Bull drama unfolds. So, it looks like Christian Horner is playing hardball with Max Verstappen, the golden boy of Red Bull Racing. In a recent interview, Horner basically said, “Hey, Max, if you want to leave, go ahead. We’ll survive without you.” Ouch, talk about tough…

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“From Pro Bowl to Prison: Richard Sherman’s DUI Arrest Shocks Fans” So, it looks like former NFL star Richard Sherman decided to spice up his post-football life by getting himself into some hot water. Forget the touchdown dances and interceptions, now he’s making headlines for all the wrong reasons. It’s like he’s auditioning for a…

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AJ Brown Takes On Radio Show, Silences Rumors with Blunt Truth So, apparently, Eagles receiver AJ Brown took time out of his busy schedule of catching footballs and scoring touchdowns to call into a radio show to set the record straight. Because, you know, that’s definitely the most important thing going on in the world…

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Detroit Lions to release safety Tracy Walker, because who needs defense anyway? So, the Detroit Lions have decided to part ways with safety Tracy Walker. Cue the heartfelt goodbye message to the city of Detroit fans and the Ford family. I can already hear the violins playing in the background. Walker, who was drafted by…

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“Another Thrilling Day at Daytona: NASCAR Races to Keep You Awake on Thursday!” Oh, look at that! NASCAR fans can rejoice because Thursday at Daytona International Speedway is going to be a real humdinger! Get ready for a day filled with practice sessions, qualifying races, and an overwhelming sense of anticipation that will leave you…

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“Brock Purdy’s Super Bowl Regret: Failing to Unleash the Elusive Unicorn, Brandon Aiyuk” Brock Purdy, the quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, won the Len Eshmont Award. Wow, what an achievement! I mean, who wouldn’t want an award named after a guy nobody outside of Santa Clara has ever heard of? But hey, it’s not…

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“Middle-aged man astoundingly proves racism is irrelevant by stealing Jackie Robinson statue!” So, here we go again with another theft and destruction of a historical artifact. This time, it’s a bronze Jackie Robinson statue. Congratulations, humanity! We can’t even leave a tribute to an iconic figure alone without some moron deciding to dismantle and burn…

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“Taylor Swift’s Chiefs Win Super Bowl 2024!: Chiefs triumph in overtime, while Taylor Swift steals the spotlight?” Opinion: Mahomes and the Chiefs: A Dynasty Built on Screaming Fans and Taylor Swift? Well, well, well, look who’s trying to be the next dynasty in the NFL. The Kansas City Chiefs, led by Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce,…

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“Surprise! Griese Thinks Purdy is Ready for Super Bowl Stage, Because That Makes Sense.” Opinion: Brian Griese’s Delusion Reaches Super Bowl Levels Well, well, well, look who’s ready for the “bright lights” of Super Bowl LVIII! According to 49ers quarterbacks coach Brian Griese, Brock Purdy is the next big thing. Excuse me while I grab…

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“Patrick Mahomes appalled by Commanders’ delusion in hiring ‘Offensive Mastermind’ Kliff Kingsbury” Alright, buckle up, folks. We have yet another heartwarming story of a football player praising his beloved coach. How touching. I’m practically tearing up over here. Not. So, apparently, the New Commanders offensive coordinator, Kliff Kingsbury, was Patrick Mahomes’ coach back in their…

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“Patrick Mahomes Masters Silence Skills as Family Drama Becomes Touchdown of Privacy” Well, well, well, look who’s making headlines again! Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes’ father, Mr. Mahomes Sr., apparently had a wild night out and got himself arrested for driving while intoxicated. But fear not, my dear readers, because according to the golden boy himself,…

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