Category: Health News

“Sushi: The New Brain Food – Forget Mediterranean, Go Japanese for Dementia Defense” So, apparently, the key to keeping your brain sharp and avoiding dementia is not found in a fancy Mediterranean diet, but in a good ol’ traditional Japanese one. Who would’ve thought, right? Forget about olive oil and red wine, bring on the…

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“NeuM Unveiled: Peeking Inside the Brain to Unravel Neurological Mysteries” So, apparently, scientists have come up with a fancy new technology called NeuM that promises to give us a front-row seat to the inner workings of our neurons. I mean, who doesn’t want to spy on their brain cells, am I right? This cutting-edge imaging…

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Ozempic users shocked by unexpected pregnancies Is it a miracle or a curse? So, it turns out that popping a pill to control your blood sugar or shed some pounds might just lead to a little surprise in the form of a baby. Who knew that Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, and Zepbound were the new fertility…

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“Friendship Fiasco: Babys Aunt Banned from Babysitting, Wife’s Jealousy Revealed” So, apparently being dubbed the “baby’s aunt” doesn’t come with the privilege of actually babysitting. Talk about a slap in the face! This poor woman is left wondering why she’s being kept at arm’s length when it comes to taking care of her best friend’s…

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Forget Botox! Berries are the new fountain of youth, says beauty guru. So, apparently, the fountain of youth isn’t found in some expensive jar of cream or needle full of Botox. No, according to Star Khechara, the creator of The Facelift Diet, all you need to do is chow down on some berries and boom…

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“Wife Rejects Husband’s Sex Initiations, Internet in Frenzy – How to Do It?” So, it seems like we have a real Casanova on our hands here, folks! A man in his early 40s, with kids and a sexless marriage for over eight years. I mean, who wouldn’t want to jump his bones, right? But fear…

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“Veggies Before Carbs: The Secret to Weight Loss and Blood Sugar Control?” So, apparently, the latest health craze sweeping the internet is all about the order in which you eat your food. Forget about portion control or exercise, now it’s all about nutrient sequencing. Because clearly, rearranging your plate is the key to a healthier…

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“Cheers to Heart Disease: Why Women Should Think Twice Before Drinking” So, apparently drinking isn’t just a fun way to unwind after a long day or survive family gatherings, it’s also a one-way ticket to heart disease for women. Who knew that a glass of wine a day could keep the doctor away…and then bring…

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“Bone Marrow Transplants: The New Highway for Alzheimers? Brace Yourselves, Donors!” So, apparently, Alzheimers disease is not just a brain thing anymore. According to a recent study, this pesky condition can now be spread through bone marrow transplants. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about genetics, forget about age, forget about lifestyle – now you…

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“Mpox Madness: US Cases Skyrocket, Vaccination Rates Plummet – Public Health Crisis Imminent” So, apparently Mpox cases in the United States are doubling like a bad sequel to a mediocre movie. I mean, come on, can we not catch a break here? It’s like we’re in the middle of a pandemic or something. Oh wait,…

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“Oatzempic Trend on TikTok: Sowing Wild Oats or Just Sowing Confusion?” So, apparently, the latest craze on TikTok involves people chugging a concoction of oatmeal water and lime juice in a desperate attempt to shed some pounds. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about hitting the gym or eating a balanced diet – just mix…

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“Brainy Breakthrough: Protein MEIS2 Unlocks Secrets of Brain Development, Deciphering Decisionmaking!” So, apparently, researchers have stumbled upon the pivotal role of a protein called MEIS2 in brain development. Yes, you heard it right, MEIS2, not some fancy name like Bob or Susan. This protein, in collaboration with DLX5, is responsible for the differentiation of inhibitory…

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“6 Signs You’re a Bedroom Bust: Sex Therapist Reveals Why You Suck in Bed” So, you think you’re a master in the bedroom, huh? Well, sex and relationship psychotherapist Miranda Christophers is here to burst your bubble and expose the six signs that you absolutely suck in the sack. From a lack of confidence to…

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Unvaccinated child in Nassau County contracts measles, officials fail to disclose crucial details So, it looks like Nassau County health officials have a case of the measles on their hands. And guess what? The child who caught it wasn’t vaccinated. Surprise, surprise. I mean, who needs vaccines anyway, right? It’s not like they prevent deadly…

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“New Superfood Sea Buckthorn Takes North America by Storm – Berry Good News!” So, the latest craze in the world of dieting is a little berry called sea buckthorn. Who knew that a fruit from the cold regions of Canada, northern Europe, and Asia could be the next big thing in weight loss? Move over…

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“Scientists Shock Women Everywhere with Menopause Prevention Drug Breakthrough” So, apparently, scientists have decided that menopause is just too darn inconvenient for women. I mean, who wants to deal with hot flashes, night sweats, and mood swings, am I right? Well, fear not, ladies, because a group of researchers in New York think they’ve cracked…

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“Brain Circuit in Mice Makes Them Seek Food Like It’s Black Friday” So, apparently, researchers have discovered that mice have a brain circuit that makes them seek out food even when they’re not hungry. I mean, who would’ve thought that mice were just like us humans, constantly craving snacks even when we know we shouldn’t…

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“Condiment Revolution: 9 Healthy Picks to Spice Up Your Meals Without the Guilt” So, apparently, there are people out there who feel like their meals just aren’t complete without drowning them in ketchup, mayo, mustard, hot sauce, ranch, soy sauce, or any other condiment they can get their hands on. And hey, who can blame…

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“Geriatricians Rule, But Who Will Save Our Aging Population?!” So, you’re getting up there in age and suddenly you’re faced with a laundry list of health issues that even WebMD can’t make sense of. What’s a senior citizen to do? Well, according to some fancy research, you better start hunting for a geriatrician – you…

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“NYC Selfie Reveals Brain Tumor: Woman’s Tourist Snap Turns Life-Threatening” So, let me get this straight – Megan Troutwine takes a casual selfie in front of a famous landmark in New York City, and suddenly she’s embarking on a life-changing journey? Talk about a plot twist. I mean, most of us just use selfies to…

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“Manicure Mayhem: Woman Sues Nail Salon for 175 Million Over Genital Herpes Outbreak” So, here’s a juicy piece of news for you: a woman is suing a nail salon in Northeast Portland for a whopping $175 million because she claims she caught genital herpes during a manicure. That’s right, folks, she went in for a…

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“US Maternal Death Rate Crisis Exposed as Misclassified Data Inflation Scandal” So, it turns out that the United States may not be as terrible at keeping pregnant women alive as we once thought. A recent study has revealed that the maternal death rate crisis in the US has been greatly exaggerated due to some good…

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“Avian Flu Jumps to Mammals: Are Humans Next? USDA Raises Alarm” So, it seems the avian flu has decided to branch out from our feathered friends and make some new mammal buddies. The USDA announced that the virus has been making its way to mammals in three lucky states – Washington, Montana, and Kentucky. Looks…

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“Popcorn Brain Epidemic: Social Media Overload Leads to Decreased Productivity and Cognitive Function” So, you think you have what is known as popcorn brain, huh? Congratulations, you are officially a victim of the digital age. Coined by researcher David Levy back in 2011, popcorn brain is the latest trendy term used to describe the utter…

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‘Forget candy, this food will have your dentist buying a yacht.’ Those fan favorite sticky and bready fermentable carbohydrates think white bread pasta chips cereal and crackers are wreaking havoc on your pearly whites Whitney DiFoggio a registered dental hygienist told The Post Carboholics beware Your favorite foods could be worse for your teeth than…

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