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So, it seems like we have a real Casanova on our hands here, folks. This anonymous husband is out here trying to spice up his love life without his wife’s knowledge. I mean, who needs honesty and communication in a marriage, right? Just keep those secrets hidden away like your stash of expired condoms in…
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So, you thought you were just indulging in some delicious Maryland blue crabs, huh? Well, think again, my seafood-loving friends! Turns out, there’s a little something extra in those crabs that gives them their coveted flavor – saxitoxin, a neurotoxin! But hey, it’s all good because apparently, it’s in such small amounts that it just…
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So, you’re over 40 and looking to improve your health? Well, look no further than the miraculous mineral known as magnesium! According to experts (who are definitely not just trying to sell you something), incorporating magnesium into your diet can work wonders for your overall well-being. Dr. Smith, the esteemed researcher behind this groundbreaking study,…
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So, apparently, bananas are the new villain in the world of smoothies. Who knew that this innocent-looking fruit could be the source of all our sugar-related problems? Dr. Pedi Mirdamadi, the smoothie police, has come out with a warning against including bananas in your morning blend of fruits and vegetables. According to Dr. Mirdamadi, bananas…
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So, it turns out that despite vaccines, masks, and social distancing, the rate of excess deaths during the COVID pandemic has remained as steady as your Uncle Joe after one too many beers at Thanksgiving dinner. But why, you ask? Well, a new study is reigniting the debate over pandemic measures and calling for a…
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So, apparently, there’s a rare flu variant out there that’s giving the good ol’ Tamiflu a run for its money. That’s right, folks, the CDC has detected a drug-resistant strain of the flu in at least two unlucky souls in the US. I guess the flu decided it was tired of being taken down by…
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So, apparently, in a shocking turn of events, it turns out that cancer treatments meant to save lives may actually be causing more harm than good. Who would have thought, right? I mean, I always thought the side effects of chemotherapy were just a small price to pay for kicking cancer’s butt, but apparently, we…
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So, it seems like we have a classic case of a love triangle brewing, folks! A bisexual woman in her 30s, married to a mostly heterosexual man, is now questioning her feelings for her female friend. And the plot thickens! Her husband seems to think there’s more to this friendship than meets the eye. Cue…
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So, it turns out that eating plant-based ultra-processed foods could actually be worse for you than hanging out with a pack of hungry wolves. A new study has found that chomping down on refined grains, potatoes, and sugary beverages can raise your risk of heart disease and early death faster than you can say “kale…
So, apparently living near an airport could be the reason why you can’t fit into your favorite skinny jeans anymore. According to a new study, regular exposure to loud aircraft noise could be linked to obesity. Nurses living near airports nationwide who endured plane noise of 45 decibels or greater were 5 more likely to…
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So, here we are in 2024, still dealing with the same old nonsense about vaccines causing autism. It’s like a bad sequel that just won’t go away, no matter how many times the CDC tries to debunk it. According to a recent study out of the University of California, vaccines are once again exonerated of…
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Ah, Texas. The land of big hats, big trucks, and apparently, big outbreaks of hand foot and mouth disease. Who knew that a fun day at the water park could lead to painful sores in your mouth and seizures? Sounds like a real splash, doesn’t it? In a shocking turn of events, two young boys…
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So, apparently, Gen Z is not only known for their love of TikTok dances and avocado toast, but now they can add premature aging to their list of accolades. Thanks, vaping! Yes, you heard it right. The same generation that brought us the iconic phrase “ok boomer” is now facing the harsh reality of looking…
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So, apparently Gen Z is now facing the harsh reality that their beloved vapes are not only destroying their lungs, but also their precious youthful looks. Who would’ve thought that puffing on an electronic stick filled with chemicals could lead to looking like a prune before the age of 30? According to dermatologists who spoke…
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So, apparently our brains are not only replaying the embarrassing moments of our past during sleep, but they are also predicting future events now? Great, just what we need – more reasons to lose sleep over the uncertainty of what lies ahead. Thanks, science. I can just imagine these neurons in our hippocampus sitting around…
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Hold onto your hats, folks, because Mpox is on the rise in Allegheny County! That’s right, 10 cases were reported in April alone. I know, I know, it’s a shocking number. I mean, who knew that Mpox was making a comeback? It’s like the 90s all over again, but instead of boy bands and Tamagotchis,…
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So, it turns out that being a dad might actually be hazardous to your health. That’s right, fellas, a groundbreaking new study has found that having kids could be the reason why you kick the bucket a little sooner than your childless counterparts. Researchers at Northwestern University and Ann Rober (whoever she is) have discovered…
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So, turns out all those years of blaming sugar for turning our kids into tiny tornadoes of chaos might have been a load of baloney. That’s right, folks, the age-old belief that sugar consumption leads to hyperactivity in children has been debunked by a group of researchers who are probably feeling pretty smug right about…
So, it seems like skinny jabs are not only helping people shed those extra pounds, but they might also be contributing to a mini baby boom. Who would have thought that trying to get skinny could lead to getting knocked up? Experts are now urging women to not only jab themselves with these weight loss…
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So, here we have yet another cancer story. But hey, this one comes with a twist! Instead of wallowing in self-pity and despair, this woman has decided to throw caution to the wind and share her journey with the world. And why not? I mean, who doesn’t love a good cancer story, right? In a…
So, apparently magic mushrooms aren’t just for hippies and college students looking to “expand their minds” anymore. According to a recent study from the University of Zurich, psilocybin, the active compound in these funky fungi, can actually induce a state of hyperconnectivity in the brain. That’s right, folks – magic mushrooms are now being hailed…
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So, apparently, we’ve reached a point where not letting your kids indulge in sugary snacks before dinner makes you a monster parent. I mean, forget about teaching them healthy eating habits and promoting nutritious meals, right? Who needs that when you can just load them up on sugar and watch them bounce off the walls?…
So, it turns out that stuffing your face with ultraprocessed junk food isn’t just bad for your waistline รข?? it’s also a one-way ticket to cognitive decline and stroke city. In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one, a new study has confirmed that chowing down on sugary, fatty, chemically-enhanced garbage can seriously mess…
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So, apparently, the Essex County Health Department is on high alert because five cases of rabies have been detected so far this year. That’s right, folks, rabies is on the rise and it’s not just your average run-of-the-mill raccoon getting infected. Oh no, this time it’s a raccoon at a fancy Northern New York country…
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So, apparently, all it takes to cure paralysis is a little zap of electricity to the back of the neck. Who knew? I guess all those years of medical school were just a waste of time when we could have been investing in some Duracell batteries instead. According to a recent study, patients with tetraplegia…
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