So, it seems Clifton Williams thought it would be a great idea to take a swing at the one and only Steve Buscemi. Now, I’m not sure what Clifton’s thought process was here, but let’s just say it’s safe to assume he won’t be winning any awards for his decision-making skills anytime soon.
Picture this: Steve Buscemi, the beloved actor known for his iconic roles in Fargo and Reservoir Dogs, minding his own business in Kips Bay when out of nowhere, Clifton Williams decides to introduce himself with a nice, swift punch to the face. I mean, who does that? It’s like a bad plot line straight out of a B-rated action movie.
But fear not, dear readers, for justice has been served. The NYPD swooped in like the heroes they are and managed to apprehend Clifton shortly after the incident. Now, I can only imagine the look on Clifton’s face when he realized he messed with the wrong guy. I mean, Steve Buscemi may not be your typical action star, but he’s got that New York toughness that can’t be underestimated.
And can we talk about the fact that Steve Buscemi declined medical treatment at the scene? I mean, the man took a punch from a random stranger and just shrugged it off like it was nothing. That’s some next-level cool right there. I guess when you’ve been in the business as long as Steve has, a little black eye and swollen cheek are just par for the course.
The entertainment industry is reeling from the news of this senseless attack. I mean, who would want to harm someone as universally loved as Steve Buscemi? It’s like kicking a puppy or booing at a baby shower – just plain wrong.
As the investigation unfolds, I can’t help but wonder what could have possibly motivated Clifton to attack a national treasure like Steve Buscemi. Was it a case of mistaken identity? Did Clifton have a sudden urge to audition for the next Rocky movie? Or maybe he just really, really hates Fargo (which, let’s be honest, is unforgivable).
In any case, one thing is for sure – Clifton Williams is in for a world of trouble. You don’t mess with Steve Buscemi and get away with it. The NYPD is on the case, and justice will be served. So, Clifton, good luck explaining this one to your buddies in the slammer.
As we await more details on this bizarre incident, one thing is clear – Steve Buscemi may have taken a hit, but he’s not going down without a fight. And as for Clifton Williams, well, let’s just say he’s learned the hard way that you don’t mess with a New York icon.
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Source: New York Post
URL: https://nypost.com/2024/05/17/us-news/cops-arrest-homeless-suspect-accused-of-slugging-steve-buscemi-in-random-nyc-attack/