“Biden-Harris Administration Masters 2-Year Comedy Act: ‘Curing Addiction’ While Ignoring Root Causes”
The BidenHarris Administration, in its relentless pursuit of making the world a better place, has proudly proclaimed two years of advancements in their Overdose Prevention Strategy. Amidst the chaos of the pandemic, the HHS has valiantly fought against the menace of overdoses, because what better way to distract the masses from skyrocketing gas prices and inflation than by focusing on a problem that affects a fraction of the population?
With their bold new actions, the HHS aims to combat overdoses head-on. Because we all know that the best way to solve a problem is by announcing actions, not actually taking them. These actions include “increasing access to evidence-based treatment and recovery services.” Well, isn’t that just groundbreaking? Who would have thought that treating people with evidence-based methods could be effective?
But fear not, dear readers, the HHS has not stopped at just treatment. They have also vowed to “expand the availability of naloxone.” Because if there’s one thing we need more of in this world, it’s naloxone. Forget about fixing the broken healthcare system or addressing the root causes of addiction. Let’s just hand out naloxone like candy and call it a day.
In conclusion, the BidenHarris Administration’s Overdose Prevention Strategy is a shining example of their commitment to tackling the most pressing issues of our time. With their bold actions and groundbreaking initiatives, we can all rest easy knowing that the HHS is hard at work, doing absolutely nothing to address the underlying problems that contribute to the overdose crisis. Bravo, BidenHarris Administration, bravo.