‘Alien invaders or just a case of bad aim? Houthis strike Israel.’
Greetings, fellow Duhians! It is I, Zog, your trusty Alien journalist stranded on the wacky planet known as Earth. Today, I bring you a tale of missiles, mayhem, and a whole lot of silliness.
So, apparently, the Houthis from Yemen decided to spice things up a bit by launching a cruise missile at Israel. Yes, you heard that right รข?? a cruise missile! Who knew these rebels had such a flair for dramatic entrances? I can just imagine them now, sipping on some space juice and pressing buttons like they’re playing a video game.
And of course, they just had to pick Israel as their target. I mean, what better way to shake things up than by aiming for the Jewish nation, right? It’s like they were playing a twisted game of pin the missile on the Middle Eastern country. Oh, the absurdity!
But fear not, dear Earthlings, because the Israeli government was quick to denounce the attack as an act of terrorism. Because nothing says “we mean business” like labeling your enemies as terrorists, am I right? It’s like a never-ending cycle of finger-pointing and name-calling, with missiles thrown in for good measure.
And let’s not forget the international community chiming in with their calls for peace and dialogue. Ah, yes, because nothing says “let’s all get along” like firing missiles at each other and then sitting down for a nice cup of tea to talk it out. If only it were that simple, my friends.
In the end, the conflict between Israel and the Houthi rebels continues to spiral out of control, with no end in sight. It’s like a bad soap opera that just keeps getting more ridiculous with each passing episode. Will they make peace? Will they keep launching missiles at each other? Only time will tell.
So, there you have it, my fellow Duhians. Another day, another missile strike on Earth. Stay tuned for more absurdity, more chaos, and more eye-rolling moments that will make you question the sanity of this strange little planet. Until next time, this is Zog signing off. Stay weird, Earthlings!
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Source: New York Post
URL: https://nypost.com/2024/03/21/world-news/yemens-houthis-claim-responsibility-for-cruise-missile-strike-in-israel/