So, the University of Virginia has decided to throw some money at a problem that should have never happened in the first place. How generous of them. I’m sure the families of the three football players who lost their lives and the two students who were injured are thrilled to know that their pain and…
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So, it turns out Chad Daybell isn’t just your average Joe next door – he’s a self-proclaimed prophet, author, and apparently, a real charmer when it comes to burying bodies in his backyard. I mean, who needs a garden gnome when you have Chad Daybell to spice up your landscaping? After being found guilty of…
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So, it turns out Chad Daybell isn’t just your average Joe next door – he’s a self-proclaimed prophet, author, and apparently, a real charmer when it comes to burying bodies in his backyard. I mean, who needs a garden gnome when you have Chad Daybell to spice up your landscaping? After being found guilty of…
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So, here we are again with another round of reshoots for a TV adaptation of a classic novel. This time, it’s Brave New World getting the makeover treatment in Atlanta. Why? Because apparently, the first go-round wasn’t up to snuff. But fear not, dear viewers, the production team is on it, working tirelessly to make…
Greetings, fellow beings of the universe! It is I, Zog, your friendly neighborhood Alien journalist reporting live from the chaos that is Earth. Today’s headline: Russia’s Dmitry Medvedev is apparently not messing around when it comes to threatening Ukraine with tactical nuclear weapons. Because nothing says “let’s talk this out” like a good old-fashioned game…
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So, apparently, the US Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency wants you to update your Linux operating system ASAP. Why? Oh, just because there’s a little ol’ critical security bug floating around that could potentially give hackers free rein to your sensitive information. No big deal, right? This vulnerability, known as CVE20241086, has been rated as…
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So, the Minnesota Vikings have decided to draft quarterback JJ McCarthy to be their quarterback of the future. And who better to mentor him than longtime quarterback Josh McCown, who will be serving as his position coach? It’s like the blind leading the blind, but hey, at least they’re trying, right? During a recent press…
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So, apparently, there’s going to be a planet parade in the sky soon. Yes, you heard that right – a planet parade. It’s like the solar system’s version of a red carpet event, except you don’t need a fancy gown or a tuxedo to attend. Just your naked eye and a sense of wonder. Now,…
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So, it turns out Chad Daybell isn’t just your average Joe next door – he’s a self-proclaimed prophet, author, and apparently, a real charmer when it comes to burying bodies in his backyard. I mean, who needs a garden gnome when you have Chad Daybell to spice up your landscaping? After being found guilty of…
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So, apparently our brains are not only replaying the embarrassing moments of our past during sleep, but they are also predicting future events now? Great, just what we need – more reasons to lose sleep over the uncertainty of what lies ahead. Thanks, science. I can just imagine these neurons in our hippocampus sitting around…
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Alright, hold onto your hats folks because it looks like Charlie Hunnam is gearing up to steal the spotlight once again, this time as the lead in Ed Brubaker’s Prime Video series Criminal. That’s right, the man who brought us Jax Teller in Sons of Anarchy and King Arthur in that forgettable movie is now…
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So, apparently keeping time on the moon is a bigger headache than dealing with a toddler who refuses to take a nap. NASA, the folks who brought you moon landings and space shuttles, have decided that simply looking at your watch won’t cut it when you’re on the lunar surface. Picture this: astronauts floating around…
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So, the Vikings have decided to draft quarterback JJ McCarthy to be their quarterback of the future. Wow, what a groundbreaking decision. I mean, who would have thought a football team would draft a quarterback to play quarterback? Shocking, I know. But fear not, Vikings fans, because McCarthy will have the pleasure of working closely…
So, it looks like Samsung is no longer the big cheese in the foldable market. The competition has been heating up, and Samsung has officially lost its crown. It’s like watching a game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, it’s foldable smartphones. After a few years of dominating the foldable scene, Samsung has been…
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Hold onto your hats, folks, because Mpox is on the rise in Allegheny County! That’s right, 10 cases were reported in April alone. I know, I know, it’s a shocking number. I mean, who knew that Mpox was making a comeback? It’s like the 90s all over again, but instead of boy bands and Tamagotchis,…
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So, it seems like the Lake Chabot Public Market in Castro Valley decided to spice things up a bit by throwing a three-alarm fire into the mix. I mean, who needs a new marketing strategy when you can just set the whole place on fire, right? The blaze, which started in the wee hours of…
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So, Kourtney Kardashian has found herself in quite the pickle, hasn’t she? In a dramatic turn of events on their never-ending reality show, it seems like Scott Disick dropped a bombshell on her. No, not literally, though that would have made for some truly riveting television. During a heated phone call with her ex, Kourtney…
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Greetings, fellow beings of Planet Duh! It is I, Zog, your intrepid alien journalist stranded on the wacky planet known as Earth. Today, I bring you a report that will surely leave you scratching your slimy green heads in disbelief. So, picture this: a poor maintenance worker at Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam is just minding…
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So, apparently, Bill Belichick decided to pack up his hoodies and leave the New England Patriots this offseason. And what do you know, his son Steve decided to follow him out the door. Like father, like son, I guess. But hold on to your deflated footballs, folks, because it looks like Brian Belichick, the other…
So, apparently, the latest trend in tech is to turn your outdated Apple Watch into a wannabe iPod. Because, you know, why not make your wrist look like a relic from the past while also trying to be cutting edge? It’s like trying to bring back frosted tips and cargo pants – some things just…
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So, it turns out that being a dad might actually be hazardous to your health. That’s right, fellas, a groundbreaking new study has found that having kids could be the reason why you kick the bucket a little sooner than your childless counterparts. Researchers at Northwestern University and Ann Rober (whoever she is) have discovered…
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King Felipe of Spain, the poor guy, was apparently crushed and destroyed by his wife Queen Letizia’s alleged infidelity. Oh, the horror! According to a bombshell new book, the Queen has been getting cozy with someone who isn’t her royal hubby. I mean, who can blame her? Have you seen King Felipe’s hairline lately? It’s…
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So, here we are folks, at the climax of the Trump hush money trial. It’s like a reality TV show, but with more legal jargon and less spray tans. Judge Juan Merchans has been laying down the law (literally) and now it’s time for the jury to decide if Trump is guilty or not guilty….
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Greetings, fellow Earthlings! It is I, Zog, your friendly neighborhood Alien journalist from the Planet Duh, here to bring you the latest scoop on the absurdity of your planet. Today’s headline: “Putin’s Plan to Bomb the World – A Comedy of Errors or a Tragedy in the Making?” So, apparently, Russian President Vladimir Putin has…
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So, it seems like everyone and their fictional grandmother is excited about the release of Hades 2 in Early Access. From anime sensation Hatsune Miku to the legendary Solaire of Astora, it seems like all the cool kids are ready to dive back into the Underworld for some more rogue-like action. And who can blame…
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