So, apparently our planets core has been slacking off for the past 15 years. I mean, talk about a lazy core! Scientists at the University of Southern California have discovered that the Earths inner core has been rotating at a slower rate, going in a different direction than the rest of the planet. It’s like…
So, it seems like we have a real Casanova on our hands here, folks. This anonymous husband is out here trying to spice up his love life without his wife’s knowledge. I mean, who needs honesty and communication in a marriage, right? Just keep those secrets hidden away like your stash of expired condoms in…
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In a shocking turn of events, tomorrow finally the humidity starts easing as we mellow to very warm from stiflingly hot, according to the latest weather report. It’s about time! I was starting to feel like a human puddle. But don’t get too comfortable just yet, folks, because there’s a heat advisory in effect until…
In a shocking turn of events, popular streamer Dr Disrespect, also known as Herschel Guy Beahm IV, has found himself in hot water once again. This time, the controversy surrounds allegations that he sent sexually explicit messages to a minor on Twitch, the very platform that banned him in 2020 for mysterious reasons. Dr Disrespect,…
So, in a shocking turn of events, the San Francisco 49ers have traded former No. 3 overall pick Trey Lance after his rookie season. Why, you ask? Well, apparently, they’ve caught wind of Iowa State quarterback Brock Purdy and his meteoric rise to potential stardom. George Kittle, the 49ers’ tight end and resident hype man,…
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So, it looks like Street Fighter 6 is getting yet another update. I mean, how many updates do we really need for a game where the main objective is to punch your opponent in the face until they fall down? But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe these new quality of life features will…
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In a move that has left many scratching their heads and wondering if NASA has finally lost their marbles, the space agency has announced plans to launch an artificial star into space. Yes, you heard that right, folks. NASA is sending a fake star into the cosmos because apparently, the real ones just aren’t cutting…
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As the sweltering heat continues to suffocate the nation, tomorrow finally brings a glimmer of hope as the humidity starts to ease. From stiflingly hot, we will mellow to very warm, a welcome change for everyone who has been melting like a popsicle in the sun. But don’t break out the champagne just yet, folks,…
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So, you thought you were just indulging in some delicious Maryland blue crabs, huh? Well, think again, my seafood-loving friends! Turns out, there’s a little something extra in those crabs that gives them their coveted flavor – saxitoxin, a neurotoxin! But hey, it’s all good because apparently, it’s in such small amounts that it just…
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So, it seems like the music scene in London was buzzing this past weekend, with Dave Grohl and Taylor Swift both putting on shows in the city. While Grohl and his band Foo Fighters rocked out at London Stadium, Swift dazzled fans at Wembley Stadium with her Eras Tour. And of course, Grohl couldn’t resist…
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In a shocking turn of events, the Elden Ring Saviors have emerged as the unsung heroes of the gaming community, helping players defeat a boss so difficult it makes Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. Yes, you heard that right, folks. These brave souls have banded together to take on the monstrous…
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As we gear up for the USA TODAY 301 at New Hampshire Motor Speedway this weekend, it’s clear that the NASCAR Cup Series season is in full swing. With 10 drivers already celebrating victory and six playoff spots still up for grabs, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Leading the pack is…
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So, apparently, Haywood County, North Carolina had a little surprise dropped in its lap recently. And by surprise, I mean two mysterious objects that fell from the sky. Cue the X-Files theme music. But fear not, dear citizens of Haywood County, for SpaceX has swooped in to save the day with an explanation. They claim…
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So, you’re over 40 and looking to improve your health? Well, look no further than the miraculous mineral known as magnesium! According to experts (who are definitely not just trying to sell you something), incorporating magnesium into your diet can work wonders for your overall well-being. Dr. Smith, the esteemed researcher behind this groundbreaking study,…
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As the DC area braces itself for a scorching weekend, it seems like Mother Nature is turning up the heat and throwing shade at us all. With temperatures expected to hit near 100 degrees, it’s like we’re living in a giant outdoor sauna with no escape in sight. But hey, at least we can all…
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Breaking news, folks – Hawaii Five0 star Taylor Wily has tragically passed away at the age of 56. Yes, you heard it right, the man behind the lovable character Kamekona has left us too soon. And I know what you’re thinking – who knew Kamekona’s shrimp truck could be so dangerous? Wily’s death was confirmed…
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So, Android users, rejoice! The long-awaited Android 15 Beta has finally arrived, and it’s here to shake things up in the world of smartphones. With a revamped notification system and enhanced compatibility, this beta version promises to be a game-changer for all you tech-savvy folks out there. Gone are the days of struggling to manage…
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So, it looks like Lonnie Phelps won’t be making any tackles on the field anytime soon, but he sure did crash and burn off the field. The Browns didn’t waste any time giving him the boot after his little drunk driving escapade. I guess they figured they already had enough trouble stopping offenses on the…
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So, it looks like Mars is feeling the burn from the sun’s latest temper tantrum. Scientists are reporting that the red planet is heating up faster than a microwave burrito, with some areas reaching temperatures hotter than a Kardashian’s Instagram feed. This solar storm that hit Mars on August 28 was like a cosmic slap…
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Greetings, fellow citizens of Planet Duh! It is I, Zog, your trusty alien journalist stranded on the wacky world of Earth. Today, I bring you a tale of intrigue and absurdity that will surely leave you scratching your non-existent heads. So, it appears that Ukraine is in quite a pickle, with Russia dropping glidebombs on…
So, the District is about to turn into a real-life sauna this weekend, with temperatures reaching near 100 degrees and challenging records left and right. If you thought the past few days were hot, buckle up because we’re about to hit a whole new level of hellish heat. Meteorologists are predicting that parts of the…
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So, apparently, bananas are the new villain in the world of smoothies. Who knew that this innocent-looking fruit could be the source of all our sugar-related problems? Dr. Pedi Mirdamadi, the smoothie police, has come out with a warning against including bananas in your morning blend of fruits and vegetables. According to Dr. Mirdamadi, bananas…
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So, apparently, the director of Americas Sweethearts, Greg Whiteley, has found himself in a bit of hot water over his latest Netflix docuseries about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Critics are up in arms, claiming that the show perpetuates unrealistic beauty standards and objectifies women. Oh, the horror! In a recent interview, Whiteley responded to the…
Greetings, fellow citizens of Planet Duh! It is I, Zog, your trusty alien journalist stranded on the wacky world of Earth. Today, I bring you a tale of intrigue and absurdity that will surely leave you scratching your non-existent heads. So, it appears that Ukraine is in quite a pickle, with Russia dropping glidebombs on…
So, apparently, Runway has come out with a new AI video generator that can create detailed humans and surreal situations. And what’s the first thing they decide to showcase with this groundbreaking technology? Giant cotton candy monsters. Because why not, right? I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch a video with fluffy pink and blue…
